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Xander!

Also known as, fuckyouxander, xannyxannyxanny, and Alexander.

A Xander! is the ultimate neek or an opp. They present themselves with only one eye and will tell you to shush if you push their buttons. They're often seen organising their purple coloured emojis or doing the shuffle.

Despite all this a Xander! Is the most loving and caring person you could ever meet, they'll always be there for you (except when they fall off) and they make you feel like you've been friends forever!
Person A: I was about to make a toastie and milkshake, want any?

Person B: No way, don't do a Xander! and bust all my appliances!!
by Sedgarooni October 15, 2020
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Xander Simmonds

Absolute legend at Basketball due to AUSA Membership. Can be caught rizzing HH around the clock.
That kid Xander Simmonds is rizzing up HH.
by Susbus123 October 17, 2023
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Xander

dude did you see Xander kick that guy yesterday
by bigman4206969420 November 13, 2023
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Xander

Hyper attracted to women, they are not necessarily straight or lesbian but cannot resist feminine charms. Often find themselves a male wife if they cant choose a side.
That's a Xander over there
by Sanda Panda November 21, 2023
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Xander

Xander, also known as 'VX Galaxy', has the thickest ass in the universe
"You here comes Xander"
"Yeah, you can see his ass from a mile away
by TheDoorbell November 27, 2023
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a fine mf🙏🏿

i love you xander. you mean the absolute world to me.

HEEEAD???
wow. xander is so fine. oh my god.
by do828272 December 6, 2022
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xander

is cute and belongs to one person and one person only. 💞
xander is the cutest
by babydoll18 November 22, 2021
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