wonking

Is anything but intercourse..fingering.oral.handjobs.

The wonking i got today was awesome

by Chelsy June 17, 2006

wanking friday

When working a full week so much that the thought of being friday makes you and your colleagues suffer from a compulsive will to masturbate all the day.

"Happy wanking friday fuckers !"

by Willy Friday Wanker November 9, 2015

wanking about

To engage in dickish behavior. Used in the same spirit as "to fuck about", "fuck around", or "screw around".

We would have gotten here much faster if so many other drivers weren't wanking about the whole time.

by Not Dangerous Dickey November 19, 2015

Winking Jona

Winking Jona is a perverted boy who just has to wink to get all the pussies and asses he wants. He also enters your soul when he winks at you and destroys your innocent virgin life. Be aware!

Girl 1: Tonight I met a Winking Jona!He winked at me constantly!
Girl 2: OMG! Did you guys have anal sex afterwards? That's what a Winking Jona does to you!

by samxmonster May 20, 2016

Wanking off a Smurf

When people have blue hands which have been dyed with ink, paint etc they are said to have wanked off a smurf.

Why are your hands blue? Have you been wanking off a smurf or something?

by thanksthatsastupidsuggestion March 7, 2021

wanking the gank

The act of stimulating the penis with your hand to achieve ejaculation; Male masturbation.

Commonly performed while viewing the pornography of MILFs.

Me: Hey man you see that new Lisa Ann vid on the Hub?
Friend: Hell ya bro I’m wanking the gank to it as we speak!

by The Don 1846 August 31, 2021

Wanking my Willy

a male masturbating

"I'm wanking my willy to your moms big tits"

by cumshotter June 27, 2022