The Wrench

'The Wrench' is where one testicle is accidentally and suddenly trapped/squeezed by the central stiching line of your trousers, after remaining in a seated/slouching postition for too long. In sufferers this causes you to involuntarily leap forward/up whilst simultaneously blurting incomplete expletives.

The Wrench can also cause nausea and extended bruising in extreme cases involving Jeans. Also sometimes caused by excessive Gugging on hot days.

I was on the Sofa watching telly the other day. As I leaned over to get the remote, I uncrossed my legs and got a really bad case of The Wrench - I was on the floor for about 15 minutes, crying like a baby trying not to throw up. One of my bollocks is now Grapefruit sized.

by Dobbalina September 8, 2010

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allen wrench

An alcoholic drink made from cheap vodka and apple juice. Used as
an alternative to a screwdriver when one is already slightly inebriated and
runs out of orange juice.

We didn't have any orange juice and didn't want to drink straight vodka, so we gabbed a few cans of tree-top. We're calling it an "Allen Wrench"

by smarms September 4, 2005

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torque wrench

n. A standard mixed drink, very similar to the screwdriver, except replace the vodka with everclear. It'll get ya drunk!

"After a night of many torque wrenches, I felt like one of them opened another asshole I was unaware of.

by Gord-O Jones December 16, 2008

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Wrenching

To have a guy bend over with his ass in the air and have another guy side straddle the other guy and push his scrotum in his rectum. The following looks like a wrench and creates torque on the bottom guy's rectum.

Bob: im a catcher.
Chester: if thats the case, lets do some wrenching!

by theshakal2179 June 3, 2010

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