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Waiting till marriage

Something reasonable people do.

For every added sexual partner a person has, the divorce rate skyrockets, and marital happiness also decreases. Statistically speaking. So a person who statistically wants an approximately 5% divorce rate vs. a 50% divorce rate, would be waiting till marriage versus sleeping with 3-4 people.
Bob: Damn that dude is sexy as fuck, he probably gets all the girls
Tyler: Yeah he's waiting till marriage
Bob: but what about sexual compatibility?

Tyler: If sexual compatibility was an actual issue and not an anecdotal talking point, you would see it reflected in marital happiness statistics, and yet it isn't.

Bob: Huh, I've never thought about that, guess I'm ignorant
by ZEutect September 18, 2021
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Wrastling

Refering to wrestling in a Mehlville High School way.
Lawrence Krabbe and Josh Sitner were wrastling gayly
by Lil' Crab April 7, 2010
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I'm waiting for marriage

Term used by men/women who can't get any sex. People use this as an excuse for still being a virgin at 25.
"Dude, are you seriously still a virgin?"

"I'm waiting for marriage"
by nate_2330 October 1, 2012
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waiting to happen

A phrase used to describe what someone or something is about to do.
You look like mischief waiting to happen.

Old Faithful is an ejaculation waiting to happen.

Jamie Lynn Spears is another Britney Spears waiting to happen.

That puppy is a puddle on the floor waiting to happen.
by Downstrike January 21, 2005
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AZIAN CHATTING/WRITING

aiite,aitez=rigth
koo,coo=cool
fo realz= for reals
bois,boiz=boys
guh,gurl,=girl
thx=thanks
fyne=fine
wuh,wat=what
y=why
iono ,i dunno= i don't know
kyoot=cute
sex-e=sexy
nah=no
sowwie=sorry
lolz=laughing out loud
meh mi=me
dey=they
dem=them
bak=back
wan=want
fuk=f*ck
by UCaznprincessLA September 16, 2003
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Dick writing

Using one's cum as ink and one's dick as a pen.
"My boyfriend was dick writing on my boobs the other day, he came so much I thought he was writing the Declaration of Independence on them. All I could make out was his John Hancock."
by musefan1986 July 11, 2016
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writing a check

When you realize after a poop you haven't wiped enough and you go back to finish wiping.
AWW CRAP! MY NEW UNDERWEAR! I gotta go write a check, brb.
by Carlow Motowski July 26, 2005
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