Wolverining

You dress up in the Wolverine outfit (comic book version, of course) and when the priest says "If anyone objects to this union, speak now or forever hold you peace." The person busts into the wedding and causes general disarray. This is usually done in groups so as to cause maximum confusion.

Groom: Yo, I was just about to get married to the life of my life and you won't guess what happened?
Friend: What?
Groom: Joe, Phil and Harry came in Wolverining...

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Priest: If anyone objects to this union, speak now or forever hold you peace.
Wolveriners: Yo! We're Wolverining this wedding!

by Ionxion April 7, 2012

wolverine

The unfortunate guy with metal claws destined not to ITCH his BALLS.

"look at the pic of jack hughman? Why he is screaming with claws wide open???"

"He is Wolverine, with hairy itchy balls, destined not to itch them"

by mark.robins210 September 29, 2012

wolverine

an extreme tweaker, or someone who acts very sexual when high

jeez, have you seen that wolverine in dairy mart? that dude needs a fix

by boobinflator August 3, 2018

Wolverhampton Circumcision

An alternative term for describing a degloved penis, referencing an unfortunate example of this injury suffered by an indie wrestler during a ladder match at a local wrestling event in Wolverhampton, England in 2010.

The naked man almost gave himself a Wolverhampton circumcision hugging that lamp-post so tight.

by Steve Regal August 20, 2022

skivvy waver

n. From skivvies, slang for underpants

1. In US Navy, a signalman. Derived from the supposed resemblance of semaphore flags to garments.

2. One who stirs up trouble. Derived from the belief that Signalmen delivered bad news for sailors. See "blaming the messenger."

Line from Daryl Ponicsan's novel, "The Last Detail." A character addresses Signalman 1st Class (SM1) Buddusky: Butt out, skivvy waver!

by Jack Tar October 14, 2013

snow wolverine

A white guy that dates black girls! Much like snow bunny a white girl that dates black guys

Damn, white boy got all the hood girls, nigga is a snow wolverine

by 50shadezofgayy September 20, 2016

Influx Waver

A Post Golem and pre lunatic cultist sword witch you could get

The only way to get it is if you defeated a Martian saucer 11.11 drop chance

It is a sword better than the terra blade and could deal more damage than the star wraith

Hey I have the influx waver should I reforged it to legendary?

by SomeRandomGay September 16, 2019