Gooks in the Wire

When you aren't feeling too well and you have the hershey squirts and a poop sneaks up on you, yell "There's gooks in the wire!" Such as the Viet Cong sneaking up on an American fire base.

Oh my god, I have to poop. There's gooks in the wire!

by zippy4109 June 19, 2010

Fudge Wire

The act of shoving pvc pipe up the anus and then inserting barbwire in the pvc pipe, and remove the pvc pipe... leaving the barbwire in the anus

this is used in toutrtue, im going to give you a fudge wire

by [vG]Freakshow December 29, 2007

pulling wire

The act of jacking off due to desperation

Pulling wire is the best way to build muscle

LOL!!!!

by ßĿƱŦ√ΛYИƐ May 24, 2014

die by wire

Drive by wire on a toyota.

The cars can't be turned off cause it would lock the steering, so they die by wire.

by WiredOne February 25, 2010

Cannon Wire

The wire that is attached to a cannon and is pulled to fire it.

Seeing as how they were running out, the young boy was sent deep into the cellar to fetch some cannon wire to help defend agaisnt the invading army.

by Cory Beddome July 25, 2006

Barbed Wire Dildo

The barbed wire dildo is a tool used for the raping of deserving men.

This contraption is usually a home made device that is manufactured with the combination of a day to day x large dildo, with heavy duty barbed wire wrapped along the entire length (usually melted in for extra durabilty). Some people also mix it up by melting shards of glass and rusty nails to make the experience more interesting.

Mel and I were so angry that we decided to rape his anus with the barbed wire dildo.

by MelPOM August 30, 2009

Barbed Wire Trick

act of shoving a lubed piece of PVC pipe full of barbed wire into a persons anus and removing the PVC, causing their anus to clamp down on the barbed wire. Chance of survival: 0%

"I'm gonna pull a barbed wire trick on that motherfucker!"

by myst1c February 5, 2008