wheelman

Corrections from previous definition:
Also known as Wheelfuck or douche to complete and utter idiots (See: "wankers, tossers"); A person who likes to win a slander war, spam, and throw fruit at the loser of the slander war.

I would eat that apple but I have the suspicion that Wheelman owned someone with it.

by l33t h4x0r February 23, 2003

Wheelman

A person who is skilled with fire arms and prefers a revolver.

While he chamberd his Glock Tom was shot. The old cop was a wheelman and had always carried a revolver.

by Pickles The Destroyer August 15, 2016

paddle wheeling

Putting your face in between butt cheeks while shaking your head vigorously side to side and blowing.
(Similar to Motor Boating)

Andy likes paddle wheeling heather and she loves it.

by Mloos May 30, 2014

fourth wheeling

When your with a group of people but you still stand out even though it's an even amount

We went to the movies with four people but Cassie was still fourth wheeling

by Carrie Cassandra April 19, 2015

Wheelman

A dirty ginger with a tiny penis who enjoys greasing up other guys dingleberries with WD-40 and melted white chocolate then taking pictures of them so he can jerk off later.

"You see that Corey guy?"
"Yeah, he seems like a total Wheelman"

by ashskdjashdkshdkahd January 21, 2010

Whelan

A fat whale ladies with a blubbery flabdomen. School principal/pedophile who hogs down on twinkies all friggin day in her offices and eats children when she cant get her insatiable appetite under control. Wears pajama jeans because nothing else will fit her giant fat blubber gut. Never wears any color because they are under the delusion that black and brown make them look slimmer. Likes to be a fat lard and loaf around in the office and can barely make it up the stairs and once they do make it up they almost pass out from the exercise cuz they are so outta shape. Passes stupid dress code rules because they are jealous that they can't wear trendy clothes And only has like five outfits that actually fit. Steals children's cake when they are in the office and scarfs it down like a slobbery walrus.

Did u see the worlds fattest person at the side show! They were a total Whelan!

Our principal is such a Whelan. We have to wear Turtle necks and pilgrim skirts to school because she is jealous of our attractive figures!

Did u see that Whelan wolf down that whole box of twinkies in one sitting! She has rolls man!! Even her eyeballs are blubbery!

by Shenaynay_ August 1, 2012

wheelin'rods

The act of wheelin and dealing hockey broad bitches.

Dude, we need to start wheelin'rods cause they know how to handle a good stick.

by tmoney13 October 13, 2011