waning wood

When your pecker wood starts devolving back to it's original form

When the strip club turned the lights on, and I saw that bitches C-section scar and her cracked out meth face it gave me a waning wood :(

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 22, 2022

wanking

when u tickle ur pickle

"Nathan loves wanking.

by P!ckle T!ckler August 28, 2022

wanting a melon dip

When someone is sees and immediately becomes attracted to someones big tits and feels like they want to go in a hot tub with them when your both naked.

Jason: Damn! Jessica has some big tits!
Colton: Yeah, I feel like I’m wanting a melon dip

by periodwithtrans April 4, 2023

Wanking your virginity away

When a virgin (usually a teen) has such an intense wank session that it feels as good, if not better than real sex.

It’s a good idea to spend your weekends wanking your virginity away to Riley Reid’s videos.

by ghunthorp April 11, 2023

Camera Wanking

Using excess long tracking shots and aerial shots in order to make things look 'artistic', when things could be done quicker and easier whilst losing nothing of value.

Casey Neistat sure enjoys camera wanking in his vlogs.

by TheGreatMark September 8, 2016

couple wanking

When you and your partner are horny but too tired to have a fuck

Couple wanking is when too people want yo ficl but are too tired. So they both have a wank

by eldude bro February 1, 2017

Memory Wanking

When you're horny as fuck and you don't have time to pull up any porn, so you just have to remember some porn you once watched

Beau: 'You took a while in there.'
Lachlan: 'Yeah I was memory wanking!'
Beau: 'Fuckin legend'

by Your Local Perth Guide July 19, 2021