Waiver-wire Pickup 

An attractive or "cute" girl, most likely a 6 or 7 out of 10, who is just above the cutoff of no hookup potential and initially below relationship or multiple hookup potential. If she performs well, her chances of sticking around dramatically increase. Similar to a fantasy football player you pick up to replace a poorly performing, injured, or bye-week player.

Hey man, let's hit the bars to see if we can find a Waiver-wire pickup.

Yea, after breaking up with my girlfriend last week, I'm honestly only looking for a Waiver-wire pickup
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Waiver-wire Pickup by Fantasyguru2 November 7, 2010

waistpron 

the half apron that only covers from the waist down

so Anthony do you wear a waistpron or a full on apron at work?

waistpron by daniel duke June 27, 2006

Waining 

To long out the ting, sesh, or gathering with an unacceptable excuse that further enrages the party against the one who is “waining”.

“This man is waining the boys i swear, i dont know why this creases me.”

Waining by WettyWain July 1, 2018

sperm wail 

The sound a man makes while shooting his baby batter.

The sperm wail was somewhat of a squeal, and all she could do was swallow it with pride.

sperm wail by Zach Beyer February 21, 2005

Wednesday Waitress 

A girl that is not very attractive (of uninspiring beauty, plain jane). Unsuitable for working as a waitress on Friday or Saturday.

Person A: Did you see that girl?

Person B: What Girl?
Person A: Nevermind, Wednesday waitress.

Wednesday Waitress by Adamorals May 27, 2009

Go wait in the truck 

The equivalent of a time-out. This phrase is used towards a person who is negatively impacting the event you are at. It is often directed towards drunk people. It can also be used to mean that the person who is assisting you in a task is utterly incompetent or useless.

Steve: "I'm gonna fuckin' fight that fucker! He fuckin' spilled beer on my elbow!"
Dave: "Steve, you're drunk. Why don't you just go wait in the truck."

OR

(Some friends are assembling IKEA furniture)
Mark: "So this looks like you put the plastic thing in the end with the wood thing and then tighten it with the metal thing."
Joe: "You're holding the instructions upside down, asshole, and it's called an Allen Wrench. Why don't you just go wait in the truck."

Go wait in the truck by Serequel August 11, 2012

Kept you waiting, huh? 

Snake is keeping you waiting, huh? You can't wait any longer. But he continues to keep you waiting, huh?

Where's Snake? I don't know. Probably kept you waiting, huh?

Kept you waiting, huh? by TheBananaFactory September 11, 2020