Rhode Island Neck Warmer

Is when you drunkenly get a blowjob from a hooker while visiting Rhode Island, in winter, behind the bar dumpster and midway through you vomit profusely onto his/hers neck thus warming their exposed neck. Allowing them to finish before last call

While visiting The Spider Room.
Hooker: Wanna head outside? I'll suck your cock.
Client: (just visiting)Isn't it cold out?
Hooker: I'll show you a Rhode Island Neck Warmer.

by J-hem September 25, 2020

kentucky dick warmer

You get someone with a 9inch or more penis and do anal but instead of you shifting on his dick he pisses in your ass.

Mom what is a Kentucky dick warmer?
You want to try it out. yeah. Ok shove your penis in may ass and pee

by Dicks in a locker October 25, 2017

toilet seat warmer

A degradory term used to describe young private boarding school pupils in the private education system in the UK, immortalised in the film "IF" BY director Lyndsey Anderson. Where a junior pupil is ordered to "go along and warm the toilet seat for me,i'll be along in 3 minutes" ,by one os the senior prefects of the school, a classic example of inbred contempt and didain cultivated in such institutions towards those they consider beneath their personally assumed "status".

Young Blenkinsop-Smythe will be an ideal choice for an unquestioning lackey,he has a good history as an adept toilet seat warmer.

by Kingcobrakenny October 27, 2017

Alabama Ass Warmer

The art of shoving a drunk girl into your washing machine and letting yourself in her back door. After you turn on the machine, you feel a tight grip around your penis as you warm the girls ass. Bonus point if you get semen all over your clean clothes.

Shanaquia: My man gave me an Alabama ass warmer at the party last night. It was amazing!

Maia: Wow! How did it feel?

Shanaquia: I dont remember, but my boyfriend says his dick is sore...

by lil waynes baby momma October 27, 2017

flange warmer

A flange warmer is a persons butt crack. It is spread wide to accommodate a mans penis to keep it warm in bed during the winter months. It is more effective if the butt cheeks are gently clenched to retain heat.

I had such a cold cock last night I couldn't wait to get into bed and get my boyfriend to give me a flange warmer.

by pipesucker May 8, 2018

bread warmer

a person whom is uncircumcised

wow that guy i hooked up with last night was a bread warmer

by ouohyeah666 March 15, 2017

corner warmer

A corner warmer is someone who stands on a Corner, doing naughty things for money

In other words, a prostitute

By the way she was dressed, you could say she looked like a corner warmer.

by Jayhavoc August 17, 2016