waxing the walrus

A term affectionately passed down to me from an online friend from a friend of hers to refer to male masturbation.

Likely best when you got a fatty your damn drawers can't hold.

Goddammit mom! Can't you see this is my living room and I'm busy waxing the walrus?!

by Jack694 December 6, 2009

dick waving competition

When two or more men have to one up each other. This is usually done through verbal combat, where the second man will try to discredit the first with an equal or better story. The first man will generally retaliate, with a further ‘one-up’ and so it continues.

This is called a ‘dick waving competetion’ Because the one-upmanship is like watching two man wave their dicks at each other - completely useless and no way to win an argument.

Robert: I reckon I can get this golf shot under par.

Steve: oh yeah? I reckon I can get a hole in one.

Robert: is that so? I reckon I get a Hole in one using a putter.

Steve: I reckon I can get a hole in one, using a putter, while standing on one leg.

Susan (watching this play out): what a dick waving competition. Just play through

by Lifeisacunion November 19, 2018

wapping

Releasing your penis from its trousers and smacking it down hard on an inanimate object to give a slapping sound (Sometimes referred to as Cocklashing)

We were down the bar and Mike dropped his trousers and wapped it out for all to see

by kymcleod October 17, 2003

waxing your fruit

the act of one man maturbating in a perversely disturbing way in front of a group of congress men and city officials. ranging from boy scouts to political leaders.

george w. bush:i can't wait to leave here...will you be waxing your fruit later for other political leaders and myself??

by erica and erica November 7, 2006

waring

Ethnic: raging homosexual

Don't be such a Waring.

by Waring July 16, 2004

Wiping Hair

Long hair found on a female, primarily used to wipe jizz from the face of a "lady" following the oral stimulation of her "friend's" sex organ / weapon of love.

For example
Alan used Petra's WIPING HAIR to clean up her face after the mess he'd made.

by Esteban Tuero June 9, 2004

waving dick

A waving dick is when a man stands penis length of an ass crack and swipes his penis up and down the ass crack in a waving motion to say "hi I missed you".

A man came home from a long business trip. He saw his wife and gave her a kiss and a waving dick to show affection. He walked over to the family dog scratched his ear and gave it a waving dick to show his appreciation of a good pet.

by oliwa October 10, 2014