Volleytroll

The act of responding to a clearly provocative newsgroup / message board (i.e. a troll) post that only serves to enhance the indignance/disruption of the original post. (Progressive verb: trolling).

Q (original troll): When do you think religious people will finally realize that free will is a lie?

A: (Volleytroll) - Free Agency is one of the greatest of the gifts of GOd to us, as His children. Read up a bit more I'd suggest!

Response to Volleytroll: Free Agency is one of the greatest of the gifts of Major League Baseball. Get your facts straight before opening day!

Clever volleytrolls can last for dozens of exchanges, each compounding the humor of its precedents.

by fritistat March 25, 2011

Volleybologist

Coined by a design studio in San Luis Obispo, California, the position of "volleybologist" describes an individual who is immersed in the beach volleyball culture and studies the science of being an exceptional beach volleyball player.

Who's that tan stud with sandy legs chilling on the bench surrounded by beach babes? He's definitely a volleybologist.

by Volleybologist January 16, 2012

Volkennedy

when a person with the surname kennedy has a sudden but explosive outburst where noone and nothing is safe. often coincides with a 5 week manstruating cycle but not specific to such times.

1st person - Hey have you seen Dave today?

2nd person - yea, hes not in the best of form is he?

1st person - hell no, i forecast a volkennedy, lets get outta here.

by Mystery withers May 16, 2014

voldemort face

When someone uses filters on social media to the point it erases or masks some of their features leaving an almost identical face to voldemort.

Guy: Dude check this girl out she's hot
Guy2: meh too many filter, she's got voldemort face

by Dirty Chaos July 6, 2016

Volleyball

A sport that doesn't just consist of girls wearing spandex, but guys play too. No; it isn't a sport for lame tall lankey people but it is a sport for anyone. Some of the positions are middle blocker, wing spiker, setter and libero ( they wear a different colored jersey ). Unlike the stereotype, volleyball is an intense sport and although you can get used to the movements to be good they have to be perfected. Anyone who plays this sport is badass, then again I'm a little biased because I play volleyball. If you still think volleyball is easy, try playing in a varsity game.

"Damn that volleyball game was so intense, I never knew how hard it really was."

by \(^•^)/ August 13, 2017

Voldemortphobia

The fear of losing your nose in a tragic accident involving running into the wrong wall at King's Cross Station.

Person 1:"Oh cool, you have Voldemortphobia!"
Person 2: *Tries to feel nose*

by HarryPotterRules15 June 9, 2018

Volegina

A vagina that burrows underground for warmth, only surfacing in the evening hours for lubrication and some tender attention.

"I saw this sweet little volegina on my way to school today, but it burrowed before I could pet it."

"Story of your life, Jimmy."

by Poontango October 9, 2018