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Viking Cock

Viking Cock - VC. The expression is used to describe the large penises of white males. According to scientific research Vikings possessed abnormally muscular bodies due to the harsh conditions they lived in. Also, as an ethnic group they possessed large penises. It can be seen in contemporary Europe, where the inhabitants of Nordic countries have the biggest penises.
I’m absolutely crazy about his huge Viking Cock!
by InscienceIbelieve April 17, 2016
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viking chorus

The thing that defines manrock. It is best described as a rebal rousing, anthalmic, chant along chorus to a rock song that would have been idea to row a long ship whilst singing along to. (if the vikings had invented electic guitars that is)
by black flag June 27, 2004
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albino viking

Noun.
A term used to describe a really white guy. The kind of white that makes you grab your shades because it hurts your to look directly at their bare beer belly. Although an Albino Viking isn't necessarily a true albino, nor does he have to be of Nordic descent, he is typically one who gets very little sun and is generally geneticly predisposed to nonpigmentation.
Damn, Al Morgenstern is a raging Albino Viking. I mean, 10 minutes in the sun and he looks like the photographic negative of Timmy D.
by JnglKng April 13, 2005
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Vikingism

1.)The revival of Viking pillaging techniques, culture and society

2.)The act of taking land and other material goods through any means necessary in a modern setting.
"After the revival of Vikingism in the Midwest, large swaths of land were quickly put under new age Viking rule."
by Zomburcules December 9, 2008
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Vikings fan

I bet that Vikings fan also has whips, chains, and a drinking problem.
by vikingsfan316 November 4, 2013
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Wrist Violin

A slang term for someone cutting their wrists, as it appears like someone playing a violin with their veins as the string and the blade as the bow.
Not to be confused with the gesture of the same name.
"I didn't see Jeremy today. He's probably in his room, playing the ol' Wrist Violin to Linkin Park."
by Muaka June 27, 2009
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Minnesota Vikings

A team in the National Football League (NFL) whose idea of a successful season is not choking during the last 5 weeks and missing the playoffs. Unlike other teams, they know they will never win a Super Bowl and once they make the playoffs, that's pretty much it.
Here it is, the season's on the line. Two receivers left and right. McCown, takes the snap, he steps up, he's all by himself...FIRES INTO THE ENDZONE. CAAAUGHT!! TOUCHDOWN!!! NOOOO!!! NOOOO!!! THE CARDINALS HAVE KNOCKED THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS OUT OF THE PLAYOFFS!!!!
by Big Johnny D. July 26, 2008
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