Varteig

Located east in Norway lies the beautiful place of Varteig. It's known as the only place on earth worth visiting.

Dude, let's go climb the Mount Everest.

No way man, I'm going to Varteig.

by The man with no name. December 17, 2012

Vortex Theory

A theory that fast moving racecars on an oval causes a vortex of heated air that can temporarily halt rain, or stop rain entirely.

Fan 1: I thought it was supposed to rain?

Fan 2: must be vortex theory.

by Lexus14blacklist June 17, 2016

vortex anus

A girls asshole that's so black that it sucks you in. It's funny because she is most likely a white girl. Make sure you don't eat it.

Yo bro her asshole sucked my lips in

She must've had a vortex anus fam.

by Fnasty22 January 17, 2017

vorty

A popular term from Rick and Morty fans, when Morty committed vorintary in an episode, in order to save the planet from the Szechuan Sauce outbreak.

"Hey man! Did you watch the latest Rick and Morty episode?" Hah! You bet! But it's more like Rick and Vorty ;)"

by Gettin_Paperz July 13, 2019

Vagorts

A pair of women's shorts so short they get wedged in a girls vagina.

Your shorts are so short they should be called vagorts.

by CDJBMKVNS August 1, 2019

Vortux

A Clan

Clan is Vortux

by eeee69420 January 3, 2021

vortex2946

An individual who doesn’t have a life. Is also addicted to block and lego games

Vortex2946 is cool.

by Not vort2946 November 18, 2021