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Vagina tease

1. The male equivalent of a cock tease.

2. Guy on the receiving end of a girl's affections. Only, when he doesn't reciprocate same come-ons, leaves the girl feeling frustrated (both sexually and otherwise) and (usually) horny.
"Did things work out with Jason?"

"No. He's just a big vagina tease. Jerk."
by Courtney April 7, 2005
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vagina masculina

Remnant undeveloped natal vagina left from the pre-hormonal sex-change surge in the uterus, that decides if the baby is either a boy or a girl in the womb.
Vagina masculina is situated in the bladders of all men!
by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007
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vaginal decompressant

something, specifically a penis or dildo, that loosens up a tight ass vagina
My vaginal decompressant is working perfectly, that bitch was so loose i could fit a tree in there.
by big pick 20 May 22, 2007
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Vagina Fish

An awful smell, fishy yet with a hint of vagina
Yo dude, dammit i had to sit next to eduardo all of spanish class" "soo??" "he smelled like a fuckin' vagina fish
by nasty-ed May 25, 2010
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Vagina Wavelength

Noun used to describe when you and your friend(s) are on your period and thinking the exact same thing, sometimes several times in succession.

It can also be used when not on one's menstruation, but that was not what the phrase was originally meant for.
Julia: OMG, Nancy, you know what we should do?

Nancy: Steal Bob's chocolate bar?!

Julia: Yes! We're, like, totally on the same vagina wavelength.
by BriFee June 17, 2009
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vaginal flakes

a stanky cereal known for its exceptional combination of menstrual blood and milk. often served cold
Vaginal flakes: theyre more than good; they stanky
by stankypete69 August 25, 2010
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haunted vagina

/noun
A female's vagina that has recently undergone an abortion
Lucas: Wanna bang my sister tonight?
Jeff: Nah man! I hear that she had an abortion. Nobody wants to fuck a haunted vagina!
by Dick_Cheese69 March 8, 2018
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