Twitter 

The proof that some people are hopelessly dumb and self centered. Twitter is probably one of the leading causes of illiteracy in the US.

Friend #1: Did you read the tweet that I just posted
Friend #2: No, I don't need to know what you are doing all the time, I have an acutal life, so I don't use twitter

Twitter by fighter2650 December 4, 2011

twitter 

mother. A shortened form of twittermater (now obsolete, being a compination of twitterpated and mater, the latin word for mother).

Get away from me, you fuck! I'll tell Twitter!

twitter by Doolsey January 1, 2005

Twitter 

The act of smacking your penis on a woman's vaginal area... Pre, mid, or post coitally.

Dude I had to get my Twitter on, so I twittled that that chick after we did the deed!

Twitter by SuperDavey May 7, 2009

twitter 

When a man rubs his bushy mustache on a girl's vagina.

John twittered Sally last night.

Let me give ya a twitter.

twitter by misterhorsehands October 2, 2009

Twitter 

To play with yourself/masturbate. More often used to describe female masturabtion

I twittered her pussy and she squirted all over

Twitter by PatGoat123456 November 16, 2009

twitter 

the very sensitive area between a womans twat and her shitter

she moans when i play with her twitter

twitter by bw3 September 18, 2010

twitter 

the area of space between your twat and the shitter

Girl-"It smells awful by the twitter."
Guy-*Sniffs* "Eww... what did you eat?"

twitter by SmellyTweet February 25, 2011