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tweetorrhea

Tweetorrhea is a communication disorder, expressed by excessive typing of tweets regardless of the meaning and the value of the message. Tweetorrhea is a newly discovered illness and their causes remain poorly understood, however some theories emerged about their connection with low self-esteem and inability to build real life relationships.
John is suffering from tweetorrhea, harasses me five tweets per minute, my phone still buzzing.
by marqoz August 4, 2015
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tweezer'd

(Verb) The most disappointing of all handjobs. One performed merely with two fingers (thumb and pointer) commonly as a result of abnormally small penis size and gearth.
The young regginald was unaware of his incompetence as he continued to be tweezer'd.
by YungRegginald January 31, 2016
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Tweegers

A sensation in various parts of the body produced when the person witnesses something gross, scary or unpleasant
Amy felt her tweegers go when she looked over the edge of the tall building she was on
by drvtrv May 1, 2016
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tweezer dick

A penis so small that it can't be picked up with fingers - it requires tweezers. See also penis tweezers.
Sure, he brags about how well-hung he is, but that's just to cover up the fact that he's got a tiny little tweezer dick.
by trump's nightmare January 5, 2018
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Teeter-twat

Related to teeter-tot back n forth, up n down, etc...
My definition- pussying out on decisions, promises and/claims of your word
He teeter-twatted about lending me the money after the wife got wind of it.
by TwerkyWorder July 12, 2018
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Tweetard

A person who utilizes the Twitter application to communicate unintelligent—often unintelligible—thoughts, proposals, threats, etc. SYNONYM: Donald Trump.
As a young boy, his mother told him that if he was willing to abandon decency and care only about himself, he too could someday become a TWEETARD and live for four years (or less) in the White House.
by Mo D July 24, 2018
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Tweeker

Someone that does a lot of meth.
Hey queen la Pipa, pass the pipe ya tweeker.
by anonymous July 29, 2018
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