Example of a Tweet Grenade:
@company is giving away a free kitten, retweet for your chance to win! #company
@company is giving away a free kitten, retweet for your chance to win! #company
by Kennedy's Garage August 10, 2010
Rambling incoherent twitter postings which are made usually while under the influence of drugs/alcohol/self-importance. Often posted in rapid fire and contradictory to previous posts. Well known crack tweet-ers are Lindsay Lohan, Tila Tequila, and Courtney Love.
An example crack tweet from Lindsay Lohan this November (in rapid fire)
"When does “going for a drive” turn into “walking into teddys with @carlosncharge and a girl"
"Too bad I can catch someone in a lie when I heart voyeur"
"Jess s is with kellun hahahahahahaha"
" so much for s not being “public” guess fame is better with premiere kids."
or
"Did you see the crack tweets that Courtney Love posted about losing custody of her daughter?"
"When does “going for a drive” turn into “walking into teddys with @carlosncharge and a girl"
"Too bad I can catch someone in a lie when I heart voyeur"
"Jess s is with kellun hahahahahahaha"
" so much for s not being “public” guess fame is better with premiere kids."
or
"Did you see the crack tweets that Courtney Love posted about losing custody of her daughter?"
by laxqt24 January 14, 2010
by Mr. Twitterpoop May 12, 2011
by @BountyTooNasty on Twitter February 12, 2018
Courtney Love's big tweet hole cost her big bucks. Kanye West can't keep his tweet hole shut. Kim Kardashian's getting paid every time she opens her tweet hole.
by AdonisGenes March 04, 2011
to fart. farting. to bust ass. busting ass. to squeeze the cheese. squeezing the cheese. baking an air biscuit.
are you just constantly tweeting jesus? stinky motherfucker.
have you tweeted jesus today? you look kind of backed up.
hold your breath, i just tweeted jesus.
i have to tweet jesus so bad, it's tearing the ass out of me.
have you tweeted jesus today? you look kind of backed up.
hold your breath, i just tweeted jesus.
i have to tweet jesus so bad, it's tearing the ass out of me.
by chuckybubbles May 09, 2014
-- When you take the sleeping pill Ambien, your brain becomes unbalanced, inspiring you to post racist statements on Twitter that you later regret.
“It was 2 in the morning and I was ambien tweeting, I made a mistake I wish I hadn’t but…don’t defend it please.” Roseanne Barr
by cryjustice June 01, 2018