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twat

1.)The outer female genetalia.
2.)The area between the vagina/penis and anus.
3.)A deragatory term for someone who's being dumb.
4.)Really fun to say randomly.
stop being such a twat.

my twat is totally hurting.

TWAT!
by brite liner June 27, 2007
mugGet the twatmug.

Twat

The twat thinks he's in charge of Britain!
by Aisforchange June 11, 2010
mugGet the Twatmug.

twatting

twatting:(twatted- past tense) verb; for a woman to slap a person in the face with her labia. more insulting when the female in question is on her period.
oh my god, the old lady is twatting a chav, three cheers, hazaa! hazaa! hazaa!
err you got twatted so bad your dripping.
by Gurglespurtz November 5, 2006
mugGet the twattingmug.

twatted

When a woman shows her exposed lower genitals to strangers.
I just saw Paris Hilton, and she twatted me when she got out her Bentley.
by Scott LaRock July 25, 2007
mugGet the twattedmug.

Twat

The word twat in the dictionary means ' pregnant goldfish!'
that goldfish is a twat!
by Sofii February 3, 2008
mugGet the Twatmug.

to twat

to act in a cuntish way; a slightly more appropriate way to say someone is a cunt
Judy: Hey Matt, how do you feel about the Patriots losing?
Matt: It fucking sucks! Why did you bring that up??
Judy: Wow, you don't have to twat about it.
by BuTangClanFire March 15, 2016
mugGet the to twatmug.

Twatted

To shove something up one's vaginal canal/twat in an effort to hide the object in it's entirely from a prying source.
"I totally twatted my bowl after we got pulled over by the cops when we were hotboxing my Honda Fit"
by Bananananananananaaaa August 15, 2009
mugGet the Twattedmug.

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