A fart that sounds like #A on a music sheet. They will make you crap your pants if somebody toots one out.
The kid in front of me played his ass trumpet during the test which caused me to shit all over the person behind me.
by Lanosaurus! January 15, 2005
Convincing your partner to rim you, and when their tongue touches your asshole letting a really loud fart rip.
by Jim Skalicious February 03, 2008
1. the female version of the rusty trombone
2. to eat the ass of a woman while reaching around and fiddling with her special place (especially with several fingers, simulating a trumpet)
2. to eat the ass of a woman while reaching around and fiddling with her special place (especially with several fingers, simulating a trumpet)
by Jake E. Pants July 15, 2002
Yeah man, Felicia was giving me some dome last night when I felt a fart coming on so I asked her to blow on the tip of my cock, she couldn't stop laughing after she heard the sweet serenade of the funky trumpet.
by poon_lord August 16, 2015
a Australian DJ who produces bangers and was must well known for his single "Freaks" with Savage. He also has some of the best lives under his belt.
by Sodanic April 21, 2019
Bro 1: Dude, did you ever hook up with that fat chick last night?
Bro 2: Yeah dude, she blew my pork trumpet then i got the shit outta there.
Bro 2: Yeah dude, she blew my pork trumpet then i got the shit outta there.
by Porky McTrumpet August 07, 2007
The worlds most awesome instrument, only instrument better than the trumpet. You can't get higher than a piccolo trumpet, this beast of an instrument makes flutes jealous. This instrument is the loudest instrument which shows the Dominance that all trumpet players have! Whenever we get dissed, we get it you're hella jealous of our bossness.
Hey, why can't you come into work today?
I have to show the ladies how cool I am in band.
Oh really? What instrument do you play?
Piccolo Trumpet.
Oh shit dude, I didn't know you were a literal god.
I have to show the ladies how cool I am in band.
Oh really? What instrument do you play?
Piccolo Trumpet.
Oh shit dude, I didn't know you were a literal god.
by Smacking Everything December 14, 2016