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A job one keeps not out of need, but out of boredom/personal amusement. Generally, these aren't high-paying, high-stress positions, and are usually held by people with existing financial stability
I got so bored last summer, sitting on the yacht all day long, that I got myself a toy job giving lap dances over at Tootsies. The pay's not great, but the freebies and gossip make it worth it.
Toy Job by FriendOrFlake July 29, 2014
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Act of fingerbanging a girl whilst on a date watching a movie in the theater.
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It is a certain kind of soap someone buys that they only use to master bait or do other sexual things.
"HEY MOM!! where is the toy soap"?!?

"your father took it in the other bathroom".
"okay, thanks mom" :)
Toy soap by oNaTh_6-9_tHaNo June 21, 2010
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She uses her dildo so much she's got toy burn and had to take a break from masturbation for a week.
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when a family member, usually a cousin, asks for sexual encounters
oh god it's toy boat again
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Toy Candy Gay 

A gay guy that is obsessed with Hello Kitty and only wears neon pink, usually the g.b.f.Of their friend group of only girls
Toy Candy Gay by I'll float too October 1, 2017