Gordy Toothpaste

A person whom you know but do not necessarily like. He dosnt amount to a “dickhead” but is a nuisance to himself and others nonetheless.

Did you hear what Tom did yesterday? Classic Gordy Toothpaste behavior from Tom, just ignore him.

by It adds up September 4, 2022

slinging toothpaste

To ejaculate from masterbation

“Why is this towel all crusty?”
“Sorry man, my girlfriend is out of town so I’ve just been slinging toothpaste all week”

by Michael Handy October 1, 2022

Oh no, you got the toothpaste

Lets get one thing clear, I can brush my teeth all by myself. *loud brushing noises* *scream* *loud brushing noises* *scream* *loud brushing noises* *scream* *loud brushing noises* *scream*

Oh no, you got the toothpaste stuck in the toilet you fucking idiot.

by LTW64writes October 1, 2022

toothpaste

paste made of teeth

i ate some toothpaste

by WOOOOW 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 September 12, 2021

Roman Toothpaste

Nutting in Someone’s mouth and peeing in it after. Recreating how the romans cleaned their teeth.

“ bro me and my girl just made some roman toothpaste”

by I do my definitions irl August 10, 2025

Toothpaste Foreskin

The flap of toothpaste that forms on the nozzle of a tube of toothpaste that has not been capped.

Rabbi Finkelstein used a tissue to remove the toothpaste foreskin from his tube of Colgate.

by Steinerwoodwork March 19, 2025

organic toothpaste

the result of mixing a particularly thick cum load with mints and mixing it up until frothy then storing for a later date

"just made some organic toothpaste can wait to spread it on my bristley tooth dick"

by pwggingurdad November 23, 2021