Any item or article that clogs up a toilet, ie: excessive amounts of toilet paper or a big, fat honkin' turd.
Hey man, your toilet's overflowing all over the bathroom floor — I dropped a major toilet choker and your sissy bowl couldn't handle it.
by mangus May 25, 2004
by jordyslo May 13, 2008
Toilet Brisket - Is one who shits a massive amount in the bathtroom toilet, and is usually accompanied with loud farts and kicking of the legs.
1. After eatting a hearty filling brunch my sister went into the ladys room to make some "Toilet Brisket".
2. That chicks ass is so big, I wonder how much "Toilet Brisket" she can make in one sitting.
2. That chicks ass is so big, I wonder how much "Toilet Brisket" she can make in one sitting.
by JustinCredible H January 19, 2013
A toilet muffin occurs when the toilet users ass exceeds twice the diameter of the toilet seat and the ass cheeks hang over the side like a muffin.
Bob: Cathy, how can you tell where your pee is going?
Cathy: I just center my toilet muffin over the seat and hope the cheeks don't hit the floor.
Cathy: I just center my toilet muffin over the seat and hope the cheeks don't hit the floor.
by Nate, Mike & Todd February 09, 2007
A Toilet Read is a book or magazine that stays in the bathroom/toilet area and is read when one is sitting on the toilet.
I don't often have time to read books due to my heavy schedule. However I always manage to pick up my "toilet read" and read a few pages every day while I'm on the toilet.
by annieoakley August 30, 2010
n. A malicious individual who leaves only one turn of toilet paper on the roll so when you use it you can only make a thin wiping tool, and your finger breaks through and gets shitty
by sjors August 29, 2005
When your body is in pain for any reason (drinking, drugs, bad food, sick) you might need peace toilet when you spend anywhere from a few minutes to hours, ideally naked, on the toilet with no interruptions.
by mcd0we11 March 04, 2011