tebay

a socialy pathetic fat ass

Omg mark is such a tebay he cant get girls to talk to him

by Hatake August 17, 2007

green tobacco

AKA weed, pot, marijuana, etc

You got some of the green tobaccy?

by Lila January 11, 2004

tobacking

The act of grinding ones genitals against an unwilling participant until orgasm.

Stacy wouldn't give it up on our date, so I tobacked her in the back seat of my car.

Mike got arrested for tobacking Jane at the park.

by metalgearkirby November 1, 2017

Scandinavian Tobaggan

It when you stick your junk in a female's trunk and ride her down a flight of stairs.

"Damn son! I took that bitch on a Scandinavian Tobaggan ride last week!"

by Babar the Great February 27, 2008

tendin' a tobacco patch

erotic sexplay involving the patch of hair some men have on the small of the back above or extending down the anal crevice, or tobacco patch.

"listen girl, I got to get off this phone and get in the shower... I'm covered in juice from tendin' his tobacco patch."

by DutchMaster & Muriel June 27, 2004

Tobanael

The Forgotten Angel. It is said he served under NO particular God - That he was created to serve ALL people.

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Pope John Paul: The Tobanael has become something we should all grow to fear, we Fathers of the Holy Mother Church should fear the Tobanael

by Jaako April 1, 2009

Tobaccnid

An arachnid that's known for stealing cigarettes and cigars.

FATHER: Have you been stealin' my Cigarettes, Boy?

SON: I swear it wasn't me, pa! It's them damn tobaccnids!

by furryweretherian October 22, 2011