toasted penis

when you wanna up your dick game so u shove ur mEatY cock in a toaster and toast the bitch

dude i was so drunk last night and i woke up with a case of toasted penis

by analdestroyed April 18, 2018

toaster internet

A online user who decides it's cool to play games when they have the internet speed of a Toaster that is toasting toast.

I'm playing Super Mario Maker 2 Online. But it takes forever, someone has toaster internet

by Tigg-E July 2, 2019

Tattered Pink Sleeve

Your asshole after having a vigorous sesh of anal and getting absolutely railed.

Oh man that dude pounded my ass all night last night and left me with a tattered pink sleeve.

I may need some stitches in my tattered pink sleeve. Will you run me to the ER?

My tattered pink sleeve simply couldn’t take any more of my uncle’s pounding.

by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020

Toaster

1. A must-have appliance to toast sliced breads, invented on 1893 in Scotland.
2. A major protagonist from the 1987 animated film The Brave Little Toaster.

1. "Man, i have bought my new toaster." - A person when he/she/they has bought the toaster.
2. "The Toaster from The Brave Little Toaster is one of my favorite characters!" - Some person.

by Ryan900USAYT April 8, 2022

Toaster Bitches

Toaster bitches are girls with little to offer but demand a lot. Like a toaster that only has one function yet it demands a whole appliance for it.

These girls got nothing yet they ask for so much, these are some Toaster Bitches!

by DreamLeague69 November 22, 2022

Retro Toasted

The process that occurs when you toast your bread and save it for a snack later and the toast reverts back to more of a bread-like form.

Cant't wait to eat this sandwich, I even toasted the bread! *pulls out sandwich* Oh darn, my toast has become retro toasted!

by obiwanjabroni27 December 7, 2016

Human Toaster-Strudel

The act of nutting in a girls vagina so much that she leaks, then spreading jelly or jam over her clit. Finally, you jizz all over her body and let the cum harden, then eat her out Optionally, you can become a cannibal and just eat her.

"Dude, I just made my girl Human Toaster-Strudel"
-Oh, Did you use an oven like I did with mine?

by Ready? AnnddHEBABABABkillme July 3, 2018