toad stool 

The bizarre sexual act of squatting like a toad and relieving yourself on your partner.

"Jess did the toad stool on me last night."
"Eww."

toad stool by Alex Quantashassle June 3, 2005

Toad Rammer 

A twenty-something male that enjoys digging up dead bodies, connecting the rectum to the penile canal by using a power drill, and then finally inserting a frog or toad into the anus and pushing it through the urethra using a blunt stick. The frog or toad is then released back into it's home body of water to share it's experiences.

I'm thinking of marrying this guy, but I think he might be a toad rammer. What should I do?

Toad Rammer by RoastTurkey September 4, 2008

toad-lick 

An insult, used by Beavis & Butthead.

What a toad-lick!

Shut up, toad-lick!

toad-lick by WordFreak March 8, 2009

Toad Fish

Very nasty, smelly vagina that gives off an unimaginably putrid stench.

That girl has some serious toad fish. I almost threw up when she walked past me.

Toad Fish by Turtle 123 February 23, 2015

Toad in the hole 

A human defecation in a golf green hole hot gopher that has cooled, hardened and is a little slimy like the physical texture of a toad.

Also, a British sausage dish of similar quality - usually the last option on the menu and the waitstaff usually deters patrons from picking it unless said patrons are being a-holes.

“Nice chip, Dave - looks like it’s in the hole but the pin is keeping it from falling.” (Dave walks up to the hole) “No Gary, it’s...something...else...” (reaches in with two fingers to grab ball) “hmm not sure what it is in there but it’s a little squishy.” (Pulls ball out with a small poo stain on one side of the ball...notices a stink and sniffs it) “Aw fuck! Some dbag hot gophered this yesterday and it fucking turned into a fucking toad in the hole! (Gary laughs) “Oh you think that’s funny Gary - catch!”

Toad in the hole by Duckfartsoup April 30, 2020

Toad-in-the-hole

When you drop a big, fat steaming stool into a cavernous cunt. Thus, making the shit resemble the sausage in a toad-in-the-hole.

I made a spiffing toad-in-the-hole with your mother last Sunday. The parson enjoyed it very much.

Toad-in-the-hole by Captain Butt Soup December 17, 2017

toad chode 

A short penis with a large head resembling Toad from Mario Kart, a la Stormy Daniels and a certain Donald J. Trump.

How was your date last night?

Awful. He has toad chode. I was gagging.

Deal breaker.

toad chode by Shuaman September 19, 2018