russian toad

An insult for a pathetic person

"Shut the fuck up, you Russian Toad"

by The Abe Lincoln February 5, 2017

Brown Toad

A slang term for genital warts.

After my last one night stand, I caught the brown toad.

by Roy Blanteep November 26, 2013

Feed the toad

Term used when someone is being greedy. If you keep giving someone what they want it will eventually turn out bad for both of you. Reference is to feeding an African bullfrog 100 crickets and a mouse. The end result was the frog shit all over itself and the aquarium.

If his parents keep giving him everything he wants they'll have a spoiled kid on their hands. Feed the toad!!

by bill1970 December 1, 2013

Toad Rottis

The mother of Kemps

"that chick looks like a total toad rottis"

by kahlies January 19, 2013

shoal toad

lame

quit being a shoal toad

shoal

by kae_d April 4, 2010

stroke the toad

The unapologetic expression made when teabagging.

Man 1 - please, no!

Man 2 - stroke the toad bitch!

by Canned snail May 28, 2016

Toad Spit

Toilet water splashed up onto your anus while you sit on the toilet. Could be caused by dropping a fat turd or when flushing before standing.

I hate when the automatic toilets at Wal-Mart go off when I'm not done, I always get splashed with toad spit.

by Eneshi April 18, 2018