Toadsworth

The old guy who follows princess peach around. He is a member of the Toad race. Each toad has a mushroom head, but since Toadsworth is very old his head is grey. He is princess's peach escort and appears in a number of videogames.

However. most of the time when something pad happens (for example princess peach gets captured) he just stands there and tells someone (like mario) to go out and rescue her.

Any way. he is a pretty cool character who also always carries a staff around, though he has no physical strength he does provide from time to time a good dose of comic relief.

Toadsworth - "Oh no the princess was captured AGAIN by Bowser! Mario it is up to you to save her!"

Mario - "Let's-a-go!"

by GAMERS1234GO4321 October 17, 2009

Toaster bath

The act of bathing with a toaster in extreme anger or depression.

Me: *dies in a video game* FUCK MAN! IM BOUT TO COMMIT TOASTER BATH!

by Savzy June 25, 2019

Toadz

An alternative to the word "totally." Used to save time. The 'Z' is added to differentiate from the amphibians.

"Dude, Remember Limp Bizkit? They are fucking awesome!"

"Toadz."

by Barry and Craig July 16, 2008

Blue toast

When you go to see a Korean prostitute, and she she has both of you rinse with mouthwash before getting in the shower.

Went to see that new Korean girl advertising. When I got there she took the money, we undressed, blue toast and then into the shower.

by woooo37 April 5, 2022

Smacker of toast

A slice or round of toast. Commonly used in Wiltshire, England.

Would you like one smacker of toast, or two?

by Beththefirst August 9, 2008

toastie

A toasted sandwich made in a special machine, usually containing cheese combined with some other foodstuff, or commonly cheese on its own.

'I'm having a banana toastie'
'You're nuts'

by paul raine May 5, 2004

At least I don't jack off to a picture of my mom

The comeback to end all comebacks. Even superior to Yeah, well your mom was really good last night. Use only when in dire need.

Bob gasped when Bill said the fateful words.

by Militant Liberal April 6, 2005