Tommy Tough Tits

someone who is acting big and strong, but everyone knows they would get their ass kicked

Mike: I'm gonna kick that guys ass if he says another word to me.
Random person: Wooh, cool down there Tommy Tough Tits.

by niuhuskie November 27, 2007

tatsumakisenpukyaku

hurricane kick used by Ryu and Ken in the Street Fighter video game series.

by Anonymous July 1, 2003

Shit on my tits!

An exclamation of surprise/dismay.

Shit on my tits!
Well, shit on my tits Ronald; Rinsey's pissed on the couch again!
or...
Shit on my fucking titbags, I think Rinsey's having puppies!!!

by Pearly Secreations October 6, 2006

happy tissue

tissue used to wipe off bodily fluids expressed as a result of masturbation, typically from a male, but also applicable to females.

CB: How long has it been since you've been laid?
Jane: It's been a while...
CB: Oh wait...is that why I saw all those happy tissues near your bed?
Jane: Yup! I conk out afterwards and forget to clean up.

by 2PWC January 26, 2009

useless as tits on a boar hog

Southern slang to describe a person, place, event or item in which there is little or no value; in the same way that tits are of no use on a male hog.

Gosh I don't know why the boss hired that lazy assed guy to work here, he is as "useless as tits on a boar hog"!

by clintoncousin December 11, 2007

Oh My Tits

A variation of oh my god, but with emphasis on breasts. Best efficient use of the word is when your in great shock.

I went into an elevator and met some women with very firm and nicely shaped breast. This type of situation just screams, Oh My TITS!!

by Sang Van Phung November 5, 2006

TetsuProject

The biggest asshole in Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne ever.

Hey look! There's a apem Dota game! Omfg it's TetsuProject, now I'm lagging. QQ

by NinjaToes February 9, 2008