When tinder bans hot bitches because you're making all the uglies jealous. Usually following an occasion of hooking up with a married man.
Cindy:"I got a tinder ban!"
Elle:"Why?"
Cindy:"I probably hooked up with a dude that has a fat wife."
Elle:"He cheated on his slu with you!"
Cindy:"He said he'd never been married, these slu's can't keep their husband's happy!"
Elle:"Why?"
Cindy:"I probably hooked up with a dude that has a fat wife."
Elle:"He cheated on his slu with you!"
Cindy:"He said he'd never been married, these slu's can't keep their husband's happy!"
by Eve4 May 28, 2022
Get the Tinder banmug. When you keep a tinder match (instead of unmatching) as a souvenir to remind you of a match that had once had potential -but now it's a conversation dead in the water.
by kama4q March 26, 2021
Get the Tinder Souvenirmug. by ShagaaaLot November 16, 2021
Get the Tinder Warriormug. To open a tinder account for the sole purpose of stalking or spying on someone. This can be done for yourself or someone else.
Lope: Hey Dave, can you see if by bf is on tinder? I'm tinder curious, but don't want my bf to think I'm a stalker
Dave: Sure. I don't know what I'm doing but ill download it real quick. Guess I'm tinder curious too
Dave: Sure. I don't know what I'm doing but ill download it real quick. Guess I'm tinder curious too
by 4sottish1 May 13, 2016
Get the Tinder curiousmug. Swiping psychotically through Tinder after dinner each night of the holidays to kill time and ensure matches.
Alone in quarantine or bored stiff on their parents' couch, young singles everywhere swipe to the end of their daily allowance, reaping a heinous daily match with a past-prime hometown hottie, or the waiter from the cafe downstairs you've never seen with his mask off. Tinder Advent Calendar matches offer all the short-lived indulgence of the advent chocolates of childhood, but with the added risk of a dick pic.
Alone in quarantine or bored stiff on their parents' couch, young singles everywhere swipe to the end of their daily allowance, reaping a heinous daily match with a past-prime hometown hottie, or the waiter from the cafe downstairs you've never seen with his mask off. Tinder Advent Calendar matches offer all the short-lived indulgence of the advent chocolates of childhood, but with the added risk of a dick pic.
Harriet's Tinder Advent Calendar currently features Abs Joe from Chem, now a year-round receptionist, and Cute Window Guy who makes ugly infographics on his Instagram.
by daltonjfk December 17, 2020
Get the Tinder Advent Calendarmug. 1. Someone who uses dating apps to hook up with different people frequently
2. Used for holding a coal for an extended period of time, so as to not have to go through the effort of restarting a fire
2. Used for holding a coal for an extended period of time, so as to not have to go through the effort of restarting a fire
1. "I saw you with that tinder fungus again the other day."
2. "Make sure to use some of that tinder fungus before we leave camp."
2. "Make sure to use some of that tinder fungus before we leave camp."
by Survivorman777 June 14, 2018
Get the tinder fungusmug. by @YoListenTho July 5, 2018
Get the Tinder-onimug.