log effect tile

Waterproof smear left by an untidy toilet user(usually on a virgin train)which starts below the rim and inexplicably continues and survives intact beneath the waterline.

Some ones fitted a log effect tile in that public conveience

by Chris Ord August 31, 2006

bust a tile

To hold a wank for several days and then wank so hard your jizz nearly cracks a shower tile from the force of evacuation.

"mate I nearly bust a tile last night, I was gagging for a wank"

by mefromdownhere000 October 9, 2015

Tilikum

From the greek root 'tilikumas' meaning 'killer of innocents'

Tilikum sure is one killer whale!

by BadSenseOfHumor February 24, 2010

telekenefric

The power to control the weather using only YOUR MIND!!

Pronounced:

TEL-eh-ken-Ef-riK

It's all YOUR fault the rain won't stop, you're keeping me prisoner with your telekenefric powers!

by _Seraph_ August 10, 2005

tilik

That nigga is smart but doesn’t apply him self but can do what he wants is a big gangsta but also a lover at heart but he is also a hoe when he was to be and he anit shit

Teacher : do your work Tilik!

Students : Tilik that nigga he anit gotta do it !

by G\ng October 21, 2019

let's get tiled

getting drunk; fucked up; so messed up it's like trying to walk on slippery tiled floors

yo, you tryna drink tonight? Let's get tiled!

by baethots July 26, 2014

bust a tile

To hold a wank/not ejaculate for several days then to release your goods in the shower so hard that it nearly breaks a bathroom tile from the force.

Mate I jizzed so hard when I got in I nearly bust a tile.

by mefromdownhere000 October 12, 2015