when he died

on a dark and stormy night

guy: when he died
kid: was it my dad
guy: yes
kid: finally

by human i think February 1, 2023

National When Day

To celebrate when i asked about a certain topic, subject or fact

National When Day: 10th November

Joe: Did you know that today is my grandma’s anniversary
Kyle: You know what day it is today?
Joe: My grandma’s anniversary...?
Kyle: No its National When Day
Kyle: When did i ask?
Joe: oh

by Bears Grizzly Bears October 26, 2020

when-i-ay

The opposite of anyway. Used when one wants to emphasize someting rather than to reduce the relative importance of a subject

...I slapped the hoe cuz she wouldnt pay the rent wheniay(when-i-ay).

...My dad has been gone for 12 years, im excited for when he comes back with the milk wheniay(when-i-ay).

by ItsMeBirb November 8, 2022

when the goat talks

When the truth comes out from a source that has tried to evade truthful presence. Hearing truth from one who never speaks it

"whoa i didnt know American spirit ripped their logo feom someone else"

"well, when the goat talks, thats when you f*cking know"

by psyzygy October 29, 2021

when sheep fly

when your idea is so dumb and unrealistic that it's ugly to look at

Peter: I will be a robot one day and fly to the center of the earth!
Ronald: Yeah sure.... when sheep fly.

by iamdaonetheone January 1, 2019

slippery when wet

A phrase used whenever a good burn happens, usually used for sexual innuendos.

Steve: Today I ate Megan's peperoni roll.
Scott: Haha, slippery when wet dawg.

by bmwyeahyeahyeah August 23, 2007

When Pigs Fly

Synonym of never.

A random gurl:can you join our litterature club

that mc who believes in gender equality like me: when pigs fly

by NeonPhantomFox October 2, 2020