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Rod Ramming

Very similar to a jousting match during the medieval era, but using penises instead of large, metal spears. Two men will charge at each other naked with their hands tied behind their backs and massive erections. The winner is decided when a man gets hit so incredibly hard by the other man's erection that he falls over.
Jim and Dan both wanted something, so to decide who gets what they want they both agreed to a Rod Ramming match.
by Jibbity Jub-Jub April 9, 2015
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John Rod

John Rod is a bit playboy. Beware of him because he might break your heart. But if you made him fall in love, there's definitely no turning back.

John Rods will make you fall for him deeply in every ways he knew. He's humble, family-oriented, achiever and extremely great in bed.

John Rod is an addiction. He will break you but, you'll still come back to him. Nevertheless, patience is all he needs and of course, Grace.

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by Craeg.v.c June 8, 2021
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stink rod

A alternative word for feces. Signifies excrement that is rather harsh/brute.
Someone neglected to flush that nasty "stink rod" down the toilet.
by maxrate September 26, 2010
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ROD SEX

UP THE ANAL. BUM HOLE BANGER. MALE ON FEMALE. FEMALE WITH STRAP ON FOR MALE.
He’s into Rod Sex but hasn’t approached the subject with her yet.
by MS DANIELS April 28, 2021
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Rod Hull

A 'Rod Hull' is the act of falling off something and usually dying in the process. The 'Full Rod Hull' is falling off your roof whilst fixing a television aerial.
"I did a Rod Hull off the kitchen counter last night"
"Did you die"
"Not quite"
by William Bixby January 2, 2009
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Blazing the rod

Can be used to describe a tingling feeling in the penile area and you getting horny for blaze rods up your ass which acoording to calculations should be about 40 cm's long and 2 meters in width.
by VenomGaming661 November 29, 2019
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Rod Pasting

Gorilla-gluing your dick-hole shut.
I'd rather be rod pasting than playing Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric! Infact I'd rather fucking staple my nutsack to the ceiling!
by CoatlessEskimo9 May 23, 2016
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