Hump Riding

To be transported from one place to another while being seated comfortably on the well-apportioned derriere of an elderly woman.

Mertrude, I gotta go to the store, time for some hump riding.

by indierockranger April 28, 2010

L ride

Driving around and smoking a blunt

" yo lets go on an L ride"

by Kelly Shields April 3, 2003

moustache ride

One-sided definition describing the male performer in an oral sex act.

Person 1: "Who wants a moustache ride?"
Person 2: "I do; I want one."

by G-Diddy June 23, 2003

snide ride

scottish saying for someone who is completely shit in bed

yeah he was a snide ride, he couldn't even get it up.

by fugly chick August 24, 2010

rump riding

the action of having anal sex

That chick is in for one hell of a rump riding tonight.

by mingus6912, jester January 3, 2009

Pussy-riding

It means when a female sucks up to another female for what ever reasons or when a male is sucking up to a female.

Jane: OMG Kate your outfit is so cute I love the designs and everything it goes well with your eyes and hair
Kate: Jane.........stfu stop pussy-riding jeez
Jane: How am I pussy riding????
Kate: ur sucking up to me because you know I get my true best friend awesome gifts like Puma shoes or Fenty Beauty or even concert tickets
Jane:..........oh okay
Kate: oh okay my ass gtfo out my face pussy-riding ass

by shady_bissshhh16 October 5, 2017

Ride or Die

It’s the new way of saying that a particular person is someone you’d “take a bullet for”.

I got my bff’s back always. She’s my ride or die.

by SFV.funnygirl August 30, 2019