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paper shredder

the place you would rather stick your scrotum than do some thing unpleasant such as: hold your girl friend's purse, make out with your brother, pay your taxes, wiener bump with the guys in the prison shower or blow an elephant with plans to swallow his load.
wife: honey, do you want to watch this dennis quaid movie that i rented?

husband: no thanks, i'd rather t bag a paper shredder.
by kc512 February 20, 2010
mugGet the paper shreddermug.

paper route

your job; the place where you make your money
"Where you goin so early?"
"My paper route, son."

"Why don't you ever go out anymore?"
"Man, I got fired from my paper route."
by mattacoustic316 April 12, 2008
mugGet the paper routemug.

rolling paper

Clean-burning paper that comes in packs of numerous sizes. Used to wrap tobacco, weed, or any other plant the user wishes to cleanly and easily smoke.
E-Z Wider and Rizzla are my rolling papers of choice.
by Trae January 28, 2006
mugGet the rolling papermug.

ass paper

toilet paper- paper used to wipe your ass
When you go to the store, pick up some ass paper- I'm sick of using napkins!!
by Foxygrrl1214 June 29, 2006
mugGet the ass papermug.

paper chasin

tryin to make that money
by antwan duncan September 1, 2003
mugGet the paper chasinmug.

research papering

the act of researching and writing a fucking long paper for a high school or college course, mostly written for english classes on a book, story, or idea in literature. Sources have to be cited correctly or you get cited for plagiarism and get raped up the ass for stealing other's ideas.
Fuck, my paper is due Monday, I am going to spend all weekend research papering.

Don't call me this weekend, I am research papering.
by (B)^2 March 28, 2009
mugGet the research paperingmug.

paper mario

One of the best fucking games in the whole world. It kicks X-box right in the balls, and it's on a 64 bit system!
by Mr. Obvious February 15, 2004
mugGet the paper mariomug.

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