Crypt Keeper

Nickname for a biological mother who has done nothing but traumatize her children, then lose custody of said children, and choose drugs over everything and anything. Her idea of bonding is offering you to tag-along for a night of blowing bums and contracting STDs. She refuses to take accountability or apologize for selling her children for drugs, abandon them in strangers apartments, and every other fucked up thing she’s done.

Hey, who’s that?
That’s my biological mother, we call her the Crypt Keeper.
Like from Tales Of The Crypt?
Exactly, but crackhead version.

by poisoned poet April 4, 2022

hype keeper

Keeping the audience at peek hype through means of visual and hearing aid.

Good thing we had our hype keeper Joe for this party. The crowd was starting to fade away interest after zero sound or lasers.

by AdverageJoe_Earth August 23, 2017

sleeper and keeper

When a girl is not a "Fuck and chucker" and worth keeping around because she is awesome.

I'm not sleeping with you till date 5/6 , I want to know you're not a "Fuck and chucker"

...i'm insulted you would even say that, you're clearly a "sleeper and keeper"

by Aljolympics June 24, 2016

Bone Keeper

DEEPWOKEN mob I fear in second layer floor 1 as a freshie
It grabs you and breaks your ribcage with his bone ahh hands
A freshie always dies in the path of generator while killing this or vov of thorns gives you 5 of these and a mama thresher all cursed

" Man I´m stuck in layer 2 with no hook and I´m gonna be wiped by a Bone Keeper"

by idioxu May 8, 2024

Aidan Keeper of Ducks

Aidan Keeper of Ducks a fucking legend the soundest guy you know be careful he's the bearer of the greatest name in the universe and owns ducks built for war. He is a god among men apart of the AXDXN super army.

Oh no its Aidan Keeper of Ducks in our presence we have to show obedience before he unleashes his ducks.

by Someguythatissad May 27, 2020

Keeper in AO

Hi, I play Keeper in an online game, called Anarchy Online. I can't kill anyone, because I watch porn while pvping. And if i finally loose i blame the AO servers for the lag, not my filesharing program downloading the newest hustler releases.

OMG, did you see I am a keeper in AO? I did not even have time to jerk off over that five minute Paris Hilton clip. my defenses were down already and those 5 people killed me. We need more tanking abilities!!

by Righteous2 March 26, 2009

Treyed Keepers

One with the name Trey who has a list of betraying anyone he encounters by cutting off catalytic converters from your car when you leave it at Brian Hoars house assuming it's safe; so he can buy fentanyl with his cut

Damn left my car in N. Augusta at Brian's and got Treyed Keepers, damn fentanyl junkies!

by Tommygun45 January 21, 2023