London Fog

Farting in your partner's face while they cum while speaking in a british accent.

Sam shouted "I'm coming guv'na, if I can just see through this London Fog!" while cumming in Lizzy's mouth as she simultaneously farted in his face.

by Lord Smellderberry August 24, 2018

Pussy fog

The obscuring of rational thought and analysis caused by the possibility or recurring availability of sex with a woman.

"Did you hear she dumped him for getting too cheap a wedding ring?"

"Yeah, what a bitch. Dunno why he didn't see it sooner. Must have been eyebrow-deep in pussy fog."

by zerobass December 23, 2009

urine fog

The hot, humid haze present in the air when entering an un-air conditioned men's room at a large sports venue. Humidity levels must be near 99.9% humidity with a large portion of said humidity made up of urine vapor as opposed to water vapor.

When I walk into the men's room at Floyd Casey Stadium in Waco, Texas, I am greeted by the cloying smell of the urine fog within. I feel like I am breathing urine vapor into my lungs! Heaven help me if I have to drop a deuce and endure the unwelcome breathing treatment for more than 60 seconds.

by uselessinformation September 14, 2010

The fog is coming

rip off your skin, the fog is coming, bugs are under your skin rip it off.

Joe: "The fog is coming"

Harold:

Joe:

by thenumber5realnotfake November 4, 2022

fag fog

The overwhelmingly pungent vapor of cologne that emanates from a crowd of gay men.

I got stuck in an elevator with these guys in Chelsea and was almost suffocated by the fag fog.

by Cheebs6578585 October 26, 2006

Urban Fog

What happens when you are sent an Urban Dictionary definition and it leads you to the site where you find more interesting definitions and eventually sink into pages and pages of the fun, yet time consuming fog.

Oh, Man, I just blew my coffee break in my cubicle lookin' at UD pages. It was a total Urban Fog!"

by Schoeswife January 6, 2010

hamburger fog

A state of induced lethargy and complacency brought on by the mass consumption of hamburgers.

"Hey, we're going out to meet some people, you want to come with?"

"I'd love to dude but I'm mired in a hamburger fog."

by narcloft February 2, 2014