Textual Chemistry

A situation in which two parties cannot find an appropriate vibe or chemistry through text messaging.

Friend: dude, did you go out with that girl you met at the bar last week?

Guy: nah man, I got her number but we had no textual chemistry. Can't waste my 1000 free texts on that bitch.

by uzi83 December 27, 2010

Textual Rut

A time when you have no text messages for several days in turn leaving you in a textual rut

Guy 1: "Dude since we got out of school ive been in a real textual rut!!"

Guy 2: "Man that blows"

by SkeeterLuuvsYuu<3 June 23, 2010

Textual Masturbation

When a person writes or types words, phrases, sentences, articles, and the like for the sole purpose of self adulation. While similar to sexting, texual masturbation is primarily for the gratification of the person writing said text, as oppose to the one receiving or reading the text.

Can you believe he wrote an autobiography, that shit is pure Textual Masturbation ?!

by Lain of the Wired December 24, 2014

Textual Assault

writing that is especially powerful

His writing was so poetent it constituted a textual assault on our sensibilities

by Wally Keeler March 6, 2009

Textual Dissatisfaction

The feeling you get when your phone has a new message or missed call but the text is a lame forward from someone you barely talk to and the missed call is from a telemarketer.

Dude i've been having total textual dissatisfaction all day. I've only gotten 3 texts and they were all forwards. *facepalm*

by ThatOneDudeThatLovesYou May 13, 2010

Textual Relationship

What losers and cheaters do. Loser women who can't get a man of their own text other womens' guys sexy fake stuff so the guy will feel all special. The cheater guys text back because they think they are special and this ho who texts them constantly really understands.

Jewel and Paul are having a textual relationship and Paul is about to lose his family over it.

by All in the Family May 13, 2010

Textual

-Verb
To Engage in frequent text messaging.

Hey Nick who are you getting textual with?

by Chris Dvorak March 30, 2009