textually active

when a cell phone has words like 'fuck', 'cunt', and 'penis' already programmed in the dictionary/ t9

"I wonder why my phone doesn't automatically spell the word 'penis'."
"Well, it's probably not <i>textually active.</i>"

by aracelym January 16, 2009

textually active

the eqivilence of phone sex, or computer sex, using only text messages.

Dang, are you being textually active again?!

-yeah, what can i say..he's a text sex machine.

by kateypoo2 December 26, 2007

textually active

another form of cyber sex, sex via text messages.

yae: i had text sex last night
wanda: girl i didnt know you were textually active.

by mcbillions March 9, 2009

Con-Textual Attribution Error

The tendency to mistake the superficial excitement derived from receiving text messages for the excitement bourne out of genuine chemistry between you and your text-happy new friend, especially prevalent in the budding stages of romance when a high degree of unfamiliarity is present between said parties. In the alternate context of an in-person or phone conversation, the same conversation would not be nearly as exciting.

It's no wonder your romances always crash so hard after you finally get to know the person, all the excitement between you is nothing more than the anticipation and reception of text messages. It's classic Con-Textual Attribution Error. Similar to the excitement and subsequent letdown of Christmas.

by mckwistonator October 22, 2011

textual pantsing

When one who is certain of their argument is made to look foolish in a text based conversation.

We were texting about some movie we saw last night. I thought I found this huge plot hole, and she pointed out that I missed the dialogue that had explained it. It was a textual pantsing.

by TekkaSommer September 25, 2013

textual lubricant

Phrases such as "lol" or "lmao" used to ease the awkwardness of a conversation, even though you're not laughing at all.

He's so good at using textual lubricant, I feel so comfortable texting him!
She's not laughing at your jokes, that's just textual lubricant, bro.

by hennyyy March 15, 2021

Textual Chastity

The opposite of sexting. Texting someone with the intent to make them feel grossed out and/or uncomfortable.

I don't like to sext, I practice textual chastity instead.

by absolutelynot57 October 6, 2021