telebrick

When networking "takes a crap", "eats a brick", or "drops a brick".

I was totally WoWing it up, and I dropped after a hard telebricking

by Tim Meuer July 26, 2008

Tele-pwned

When someone that you don't want to talk to calls you and you ignore it, thusly pwning them via telephone.

"Dude, is that Mark calling again? WTF!"
*ignore call*
"Ha! Tele-pwned!"

by Gustafae October 3, 2008

telecarb

the carbs that you burn talking on the phone

*ring* ring* "hello?" "hey, i'm just calling you to burn some telecarbs"

by connor & kristy October 16, 2008

telecone

synonym for telephone that can be used as noun

-see telepine

"Hugh just sent Alex a sexy text from laura's telecone."

"Quick, telepine my telecone so you can hear my new ringtone"

by notkatie January 25, 2009

Tele-loafing

The act of being physically located at your computer in your office, cubicle or other workplace, but wasting time on your office computer on personal matters as if you were at home. It is the opposite of tele-commuting or tele-working.

Mary was so proud of herself about how she got so much done at the office today, updating her facebook page and all. It was another productive day of tele-loafing.

by Scroh April 25, 2009

tele-dodonicks

An interface, usually seen in science fiction, for humans to remotely pilot a warrior robot in action.

tele-dodonicks, as shown in the film Pacific Rim.

by grawlee May 24, 2013

TELEBORTION

an {abortion} {teleportation }

made by two dumbasses in a discord call

hey honey! I got a telebortion!

by funny big laugh June 20, 2020