Teakettling

1. The act of teabagging while simaltaneously exhausting gas from the anus into the mouth of a sleeping victim, it was known as none other than teakettling.
2. There is no other definition.

Justin decided that he was in the mood again and teakettled Ryan...twice. Ryan had to brush his teeth twice in the morning and use mouthwash, but still failed to get the awful taste out of his mouth. Ryan despises teakettling, and seeks revenge.

by Mr. Teakettle December 1, 2007

Telekinesis

Magic.

Telekinesis happens all around us.

by ManRay January 8, 2009

teakettle

A lawyer that sings pornographic love songs in a falsetto voice.

Stop being a teakettle! I hate hearing songs about bum bums and beavers!

by Zoozaphone May 5, 2006

TelAvivangelist

Any of several Israel-based preachers who proffer rip-roaring "fire 'n' damnation" sermons on da boob-tube one or more times a week.

TelAvivangelists are all well and good for merely spouting sermons and expecting us to just accept what they say as true, but I would like to also hear from the opposing-viewed "AskAvivangelists", who pose the "tough questions" about religion that the prejudiced and closed-minded mainstream scripture-screamers aren't willing --- or even able --- to address.

by QuacksO August 9, 2018

telekinesis golfing

When you are golfing with that addon in your group of three, and he is so amazing he finds it impossible to go over par. the ball actually curves in mid air in his favor.

also, this has been created to disturb/beat the google game.

That douche bag Kevin must be telekinesis golfing. he just eagled a par 5.

by ScrewBarton February 4, 2010

telapathy

When you can read someone's mind, but you just don't give a shit what's in it. When the crap in someone's mind isn't even worth reading. When you wish you couldn't read the crap that was in someone's mind.

"That Sookie chic on True Blood is all telepathic an' shit, but she should be using her telapathy more often because the characters in that show are as slow as slugs."

by clever clara July 23, 2010

telekinises

A retarded "Power" in which some idiot thinks he can move things with his mind alone. This is usually because he has seen that he can move a psi wheel (a piece of paper folded in a special way) or move a straw balanced on a can. THIS IS RETARDED!!! A: for the psi wheel it is either wind or body heat that moves the wheel (if you put a cam on it you can see it moves by itself) B: the straw on a can only moves when your hands out neer because your hands contain static electicity and that attracts the straw.

If someone can acctually prove it by lifting a pencil of a table or somehting then maybe MAYBE ill re consider till then this is a stupid fucking idea.

Guy 1: "YO MAN CHECK IT OUT I MOVED A PSI WHEEL WITH MY MIND, I HAVE TELEKINISES!!!"

Guy 2: "you fucking idiot..."

by Tomas Leonardo July 30, 2008