Turf ass tree chicken tender toilet paper grinch

I hate him

Boy I hate him, turf ass tree chicken tender toilet paper grinch!

by Turf A January 12, 2023

meat tenderizer

Slang term describing a police officer's baton. The term is best appreciated when the baton is furiously applied on the head of some stupid bastard who desperately deserves it.

We loved it when the dude who ran over the little kid resisted arrest, because it gave the police a good opportunity to use the meat tenderizer.

by Frank Klaune May 1, 2005

Tender A

When a person's bunghole is sore from explosive diarrhea. In severe cases you may even need some Preperation H or baby wipes.

Damn, Weej, your cookin' gave me tender A.

by weej December 18, 2004

Tenderizing the Weasel

The act of masturbation, beating and/or jerking off.

Dude, I totally just walked in on Mark while he was tenderizing the weasel!

by justsomeotherguy May 8, 2009

Tendernob Tumbleweed

A consolidated ball of a pigeon's down feathers, which gently rolls throughout the streets and sidewalks.

An urban equivalent (specifically the San Francisco neighborhood bordering Nob Hill & the Tenderloin, highly populated by pigeons) to the North American tumbleweed (Salsola pestifera) found in rural desert environments.

1. Tendernob tumbleweeds were swirling around my feet, carried by strong ocean driven breeze as the sun set on yet another bustling day in a towering city.

2. "Heads up bro, tendernob tumblweeds blowing your way, 12 o'clock."

by ScottPargett September 11, 2009

Tender Foot

Feminine Fellow slang used by Cowboys

That person there wearing those super tight skinny jeans look s like a tender foot

by The real deal mexi Field October 14, 2015

Tenderness

Tenderness ..

That’s me .. at my core …

Gentle .. soft .. sweet ..

Rare for a straight guy perhaps .. one of my age especially but what we are what we are..

Tenderness

All I ever wanted to give

…..

Instead we got ….

Defence mechanism ultra …

Oh that’s cause a lot of the world lack the above traits …

Even affects my relationship with my kids

Hand of god ?

Do I blame him? no ..

Did he make me believe after eating the dirt

Yes

Do I believe in energy as I say ..

Without a doubt ..

Cleansing process is not abating .. and the worst is at the end of that cycle …

Merging the two beliefs still until I have my answer …

I actually think the garden of Eden .. twin flame reunion … reversed …

The bible has many forms not just the one ..

Tenderness .. Tender is the one …

by LetsTalkAboutX January 14, 2023