Tebow

To mislead a suitor only to leave them at the altar in humiliation and disgrace

Wow, Rich Rodriguez sure TEBOWED Alabama today!

by TIGERinATL December 11, 2006

Tebow

The act of praying to god in a knee position after you have done something terrible.
To Tebow, rest your left leg on the ground and put your right leg out and bend your at a 90 degrees then rest your left arm and lay it across the center of your right thigh take your right arm and bend it to where it looks like your flexing then take your eblow and place on your right knee and take your right hand put in a fist and lay your head on it.

You just shot your best friend then you had sex with has girlfriend in has bed and got her pregant then left her, then he Tebow to god and all is forgiven.

by Countryflower June 15, 2012

Tebowsexual

The sexuality of straight men who are waiting until marriage to lose their virginity.

Guy 1: Man, Tim wouldn't have sex with that hot girl. WTF?
Guy 2: He's a Tebowsexual.

by ifmod January 11, 2012

Tebow'd

When someone or something thinks they are the best thing since sliced bread because all of their opponents are easy, then get their feelings hurt when they lose to a real opponent. Refering to the Florida Gators loss to Alabama during their 2009 football season.

Man 1: "I bet I could beat you in checkers!"

Man 2: "Dude you only play against your little sister. I would hate for you to have to get Tebow'd in front of your mom."

Man 1: "Good point, I'll practice some more first."

by ItsThatKnowItAllSunshine! January 5, 2010

tebow

any sausage that can be kept without refrigeration.

"Mom gave me a tebow for Christmas this year; I ate it with some cheese and mustard."

"This tebow has a surprisingly dark smoky taste."

by meangirl2012 January 15, 2012

tebowned

to lose Heisman contention and an appearance in the BCS national championship in the same game.

"Dude, Alabama just tebowned Tim Tebow."

by mordacil December 7, 2009

Humble Tebow

After replacing your girlfriend's vibrator with fresh batteries, taking a knee and praising God whilst claiming credit for all her orgasms.

I was too drunk to fuck, so I Humble Tebowed so my girlfriend wouldn't get too pissed.

by S. Meyer February 13, 2012