The foreign tradition of bending over and having a girl lick your grundle. For best results the girl should WANT to be licking your grundle; no one wants half-assed grundle work done. After all, it’s “tainted love”, not “tainted like”.
What are you so happy about?
Your mom gave me some tainted love last night. I hadn't showered in a week!
Your mom gave me some tainted love last night. I hadn't showered in a week!
by BookWerm March 14, 2011
Get the Tainted Love mug.The act of, or process of claiming ownership of a seat, chair or position on a couch with your taint area, so that no one else can steal your seat.
Tim walks into Mark's office and sees Don sitting in a brand new mesh office chair. Tim says, "Wow that chair looks really comfortable. Wish I had one." Grinning...Don says, "It IS very comfortable. If you're nice to me, I may even let you sit in it." Tim, now very skeeved, says "Nah, it's been tainted."
by gungatim March 22, 2010
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by xxxheraldface December 4, 2007
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You know what's stupid? The fact that you keep reviewing yourself with anonymous reviews saying how good you are. Grow the hell up.-Tainted Lullaby
by Slient Ice April 4, 2009
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by Rachel Ratchet July 18, 2018
Get the Tatted mug.A girl who on the face of things seems pretty damn fine, but inside she's got a seriously fucked up mind.
Guy: "Damn, you're freaking hot"
Girl: "Must be clean, I'm dirty, I keep scrubbing but it won't make me clean!"
Guy: "Right....(backs off slowly)"
Girl: "I need to be clean! I'm dirty, I really need to be clean!"
Guy (To his mates): "Yeah, she seemed fine on the surface, but she's really just tainted goods"
Girl: "Must be clean, I'm dirty, I keep scrubbing but it won't make me clean!"
Guy: "Right....(backs off slowly)"
Girl: "I need to be clean! I'm dirty, I really need to be clean!"
Guy (To his mates): "Yeah, she seemed fine on the surface, but she's really just tainted goods"
by Talking Hex July 21, 2009
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Guy #1: Dude I tanked that bitch she'll be crawling back to you in no time.
Guy #2: okay heres the money I owe you
Guy #2: okay heres the money I owe you
by Z to teh A doc January 17, 2009
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