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Tainted Love

The foreign tradition of bending over and having a girl lick your grundle. For best results the girl should WANT to be licking your grundle; no one wants half-assed grundle work done. After all, it’s “tainted love”, not “tainted like”.
What are you so happy about?
Your mom gave me some tainted love last night. I hadn't showered in a week!
by BookWerm March 14, 2011
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Tainted

The act of, or process of claiming ownership of a seat, chair or position on a couch with your taint area, so that no one else can steal your seat.
Tim walks into Mark's office and sees Don sitting in a brand new mesh office chair. Tim says, "Wow that chair looks really comfortable. Wish I had one." Grinning...Don says, "It IS very comfortable. If you're nice to me, I may even let you sit in it." Tim, now very skeeved, says "Nah, it's been tainted."
by gungatim March 22, 2010
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tinted muffin

a faggot. person who prefers their own gender. total creepy face.
"Dude, Travis just bought some gay porn, he is such a tinted muffin!"
by xxxheraldface December 4, 2007
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Tainted Lullaby

You know what's stupid? The fact that you keep reviewing yourself with anonymous reviews saying how good you are. Grow the hell up.-Tainted Lullaby
by Slient Ice April 4, 2009
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Tatted

When something or someone is permanent or a constant and cannot be changed or removed without great difficulty.
"Yo, wifey is tatted on you brah."

"Your boss is a tatted dick erry day!"
by Rachel Ratchet July 18, 2018
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Tainted Goods

A girl who on the face of things seems pretty damn fine, but inside she's got a seriously fucked up mind.
Guy: "Damn, you're freaking hot"

Girl: "Must be clean, I'm dirty, I keep scrubbing but it won't make me clean!"

Guy: "Right....(backs off slowly)"

Girl: "I need to be clean! I'm dirty, I really need to be clean!"

Guy (To his mates): "Yeah, she seemed fine on the surface, but she's really just tainted goods"
by Talking Hex July 21, 2009
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Tanked

As seen in the movie My Best Friends Girl. Taking a girl on a date and making a complete ass out of your self. This is either done to get a girl to hook up with thier ex again after said ex has promised to pay you for doing so or for your own sick pleasure
Guy #1: Dude I tanked that bitch she'll be crawling back to you in no time.
Guy #2: okay heres the money I owe you
by Z to teh A doc January 17, 2009
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