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trucker funk

The nasty smell of a truck driver they get from being over the road. Smells like diesel fuel and old leather
by Hisgirl101 June 3, 2014
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fucker trucker

A fucker Trucker is someone that gets sexual over Trucks wich can lead to sexual intercorse with trucks.
Dan Cant go to a gas station because he is a Fucker Trucker
by DennisNIck March 22, 2017
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trucker blowout

When you walk into the rest area bathroom and here the funniest, nastiest, noises coming from the stall..... the act of blowing everything out of your ass like an explosion.
I was trying to piss, and all of a sudden, a guy comes running in, slams a door , and before I knew it he was having a "trucker blowout"!!!! I was laughing so hard I couldn't even was my hands.
by Seminole August 30, 2016
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Trucker Twinky

When truckers are into peggin, fisting and sucking dick but claim to be straight.
Myron and Jordan are trucker twinkys.
by Cornholepieballs December 11, 2022
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Belgian Trucker

A sexual act where the woman, on all fours, crawls backwards while beeping, and docks with the man's penis (fifth wheel). The woman then clinches and tries to tow the man around the room.
My wife and I enjoyed a Belgian Trucker last night.
by Ricardo Honesto February 27, 2017
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truckers lunch

A sausageroll with tomato sauce and a chocolate oak from a servo. Usually costs about 12 bucks.
Had to pop into a servo and grab a truckers lunch, everything else was closed from corona virus
by Insashable March 23, 2020
mugGet the truckers lunchmug.

Squatch Trucker

A large terrifying truck driver. Squatch’s are easily identified by their unkempt facial hair and large stature. Squatch’s have been known to cause loss of bowel and bladder function in people who challenge them. Squatch’s are also famous for their putrid flatulence, likely caused by the poor diet available to truckers.
The Driver became terrified and shat himself when he angered the Squatch Trucker at the fuel island.
by Bigdummie April 17, 2021
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