tosser

Someone who has no sexual activity whatsoever so masturbates as he cannot get a girlfreind

Liam (satchmo) Porkavitch

by Tomo March 26, 2003

tosswinkle

Made myself, well at least i hope nobody else has come up with it. Means somewhere between a tosser and terriwinkle... just a stupid thing to call your friends when they be dumb

'Err your a tosswinkle craig!'

by sam July 27, 2004

tossrotten

to get WELL drunk so you cant move. and thinking hurts.

im sick of this im goin 2 the pub to get tossrotten.

by rob helm December 13, 2006

Tosser

The act of attempting to masturbate or Toss from someone who is physically challeneged or retarded and is unable to do so because of this handicap.

Adam your drunk and acting like a tosser.

by Takticher April 2, 2009

Tossaringay

Tossaringay is the ultimate diss to give someone. It is the combination of tosser, ass ring, and gay. The basic meaning is someone who plays with his asshole because he is a fag.

P1: Dude you suck!
P2: You're a tossaringay.
P1: Dam thats harsh.

by St Cedd September 14, 2009

tossweasle

An item that is of poor Build or Quality. Plainly Rubbish. Not very good.

Those Brakes are Tossweasle!

by Jollymountainbiker April 7, 2014

Tosser

Usually an Australian definition meaning idiot, used like the word ‘dickhead’

You’re a fucken tosser mate, now piss off!

by Rig9669 January 8, 2018