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Top Red

A fat middle aged balding Liverpool fan that hates anyone going against the club and owners (FSG). Usually have Liverpool season ticket holder and what part of Liverpool they’re from in their twitter bio. Usually hates Naby Keita and foreign fans.

Can’t have a proper argument with them, usually tell you to “Go Support city and Chelsea if you don’t like it.” Always put a billion hashtags at the end of every tweet about LFC like #redordead #ynwa #6times

Could be a part of crap fsg propaganda fan channels like Redmen TV and the anfield wrap. Loves telling the world they’re going to block any of the “Fifa Blerts” or “Wools” that ask questions about lack of investment on the squad by the owners. Any normal Liverpool or football fan best avoid these horrible looking mutants.
Normal LFC fan: “I really think we need a forward as we’re a little light in that position.”

Top Red: “Shut up you wool, do you think this is fifa? Absolute fifa virgin.”
by TopRedsLoveFSG’sCum August 30, 2021
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TOP O' THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES

What jacksepticeye screams at the beginning of his videos. Just turn your volume down and you'll be fine.
"TOP O' THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES, MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE"
by Fresh_Towels98 February 8, 2018
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top loader

The act of defecating in the tank of a toilet. Also known as an upper decker.
I left them a top loader on my last day at the office.
by joshua September 29, 2003
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Top Bins

In footballing terms Top Bins refers to the art of shooting the ball into the top corner of the goal giving the goalkeeper no chance of making a save.
Ed: Johnny, did you see Wayne Rooney's goal yesterday?
Johnny: Nah mate, was it good?
Ed: Free kick, 30 yards out, Top Bins mate
Johnny: Seeeeeerious
Ed : Serious
by Grime Minister January 5, 2012
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Top 10 N-words

#10: Negative
#9: Nevada
#8: Nissan
#7: Number
#6: Nine
#5: No
#4: Nick
#3: Nigeria
#2: Noob
#1: Nice
Honorable Mention: Nigga
Me: Hey Joe, what are the top 10 n-words?
Joe: (lists them)
by jakeyT31 September 9, 2020
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top or bottom

Terms used for sex between two women or two men. The top is the pleasure giver and the one on bottom is receiving. They are not the same as dom and sub because even though many bottoms are subs and tops are doms, there are variations such as service tops and power bottoms. Some people are also versatile, which means they both top and bottom, not to be confused with switch.
(on tinder)
Person a: Hey cutie
Person b: so are you a top or bottom?
Person a: don't you think it's a bit early to know that?
by 10000beez March 16, 2020
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Top diff

This is when the top laners in league of legends have a gap between skill
Chris you are so much worse than Danny in every way possible at the top lane because of top diff
by anonymous January 27, 2021
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