Steppe Wedding

The act of riding into a town or village on horseback and kidnapping a young woman in order to make her your bride.

"If I were born a Cossack, I would have at least had a steppe wedding by now."

by Mr. Door October 06, 2011

spanish wedding

A girl stands in the middle of a group of guys, dancing like a spanish person. The guys jack off onto the girl and the cum is like "steamers and confetti". The girl keeps dancing.

Olivia was a part of the spanish wedding.

by gttom September 04, 2014

Wedding Ring

A huge scam invented by De Beers Group to trick people into spending thousands of dollars for a metal ring with some shiny stone on it.

Why should we buy a wedding ring? Those things are a waste money! We both already know that we love each other, so let's go get married already. No need to buy an overpriced ring.

by HiThere383329 February 08, 2022

Canadian Wedding

To monkey fuck someone else’s cigarette with out removing the cigarette from either person’s mouth.

Hey man, I don’t know where the lighter is, can I get a Canadian Wedding over here.

by Ret669 August 24, 2019

Cossack Wedding

The theoretical outcome of a complete and total military invasion of Ukraine by the Russian Federation. While Ukraine would be destroyed, Russia would have no chance of winning the war and defeating Ukraine. The historic Cossack bloodline of Ukrainians would fiercely awaken to lead a guerrilla war so intense that Vladimir Putin would be forced to send thousands of dead Russian aggressors in massive swarms of trucks back home across the border.

Don’t worry! Even though Russia has one of the strongest militaries in the world, Putin would never even try to fully invade Ukraine! He knows it would be a Cossack Wedding.

by Jonathan Coleman November 29, 2018

wedding cake

Any guy who:
a)Is Sweet
b)Has good taste
c)Looks good
d)Has many layers (not one dimensional, blech!)
AND
e)Is reserved for someone else or completely TAKEN (I/E: has a serious/exclusive girlfriend, fiance, or wife.

A true lady may playfully flirt and have and active friendship with a wedding cake, but will NOT agressively flirt or otherwise make serious moves towards a man who is of wedding cake status, no matter how desirable.

"Mike's hot"
"Yeah but he's a total wedding cake."
"Girlfriend?"
"Fiance."
"Damn!"

by fabellaregina April 22, 2006

Royal Wedding

Describes a scenario in which a woman's labia is so long it is dragging on the ground behind her like a royal wedding dress.

"Man, i hooked up with this girl from the bar last night!"
"How was it?"
"Total royal wedding, way past beef curtains!"
"GROSS!"

by Reming May 20, 2011