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Wedding Ring

A huge scam invented by De Beers Group to trick people into spending thousands of dollars for a metal ring with some shiny stone on it.
Why should we buy a wedding ring? Those things are a waste money! We both already know that we love each other, so let's go get married already. No need to buy an overpriced ring.
by HiThere383329 February 8, 2022
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spanish wedding

A girl stands in the middle of a group of guys, dancing like a spanish person. The guys jack off onto the girl and the cum is like "steamers and confetti". The girl keeps dancing.
Olivia was a part of the spanish wedding.
by gttom September 4, 2014
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Canadian Wedding

To monkey fuck someone else’s cigarette with out removing the cigarette from either person’s mouth.
Hey man, I don’t know where the lighter is, can I get a Canadian Wedding over here.
by Ret669 August 24, 2019
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Steppe Wedding

The act of riding into a town or village on horseback and kidnapping a young woman in order to make her your bride.
"If I were born a Cossack, I would have at least had a steppe wedding by now."
by Mr. Door October 6, 2011
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Pogo Wedding

The act of two idiots on the gaming site www.pogo.com proclaiming their love for one another. Changing your profiles relationship status to married to *insert pogo players sn*.

Normally this lasts 2-3 weeks...or until you create another sn to have multiple pogo spouses.
Marco and I fell in love so we had a pogo wedding.
by Bealicious22 June 29, 2009
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wedding cake

Any guy who:
a)Is Sweet
b)Has good taste
c)Looks good
d)Has many layers (not one dimensional, blech!)
AND
e)Is reserved for someone else or completely TAKEN (I/E: has a serious/exclusive girlfriend, fiance, or wife.

A true lady may playfully flirt and have and active friendship with a wedding cake, but will NOT agressively flirt or otherwise make serious moves towards a man who is of wedding cake status, no matter how desirable.
"Mike's hot"
"Yeah but he's a total wedding cake."
"Girlfriend?"
"Fiance."
"Damn!"
by fabellaregina May 3, 2006
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Royal Wedding

Describes a scenario in which a woman's labia is so long it is dragging on the ground behind her like a royal wedding dress.
"Man, i hooked up with this girl from the bar last night!"
"How was it?"
"Total royal wedding, way past beef curtains!"
"GROSS!"
by Reming June 15, 2011
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