paint the bushes

When you get extremely drunk and puke all over the bushes, or any kind of imaginary foliage, thereby "painting" them with vomit. Generally mentioned before someone actually throws up.

He's hammered, I bet he's gonna paint the bushes here soon.

by panofantera June 22, 2010

Paint Scraper

A girl who wears to much make-up, to the point wear it should be removed by a paint scraper

Snooki is a total paint scraper

by asianK December 27, 2011

Paint the Flamingos

To projectile vomit on the person sitting across from you.

Oii, check out Tim. He's so smashed that he's guna paint the Flamingos

by YeeWhoMemes November 29, 2019

Paint the street

To shoot someone in cold blood, presumably out of anger.

If you show up here, imma paint the street

by bartholomew mexidankus January 07, 2019

Painted the mustache

A cheeks to cheeks passing of gas straight over the face of some unsuspecting victim.

Sitting relaxing and all unawares, Casey suddeny took a massive methane face load when bean-powered Baily spun and painted the mustache as he passed.

by Dropping Deuces of 262 June 10, 2012

Painting and docking

The act of docking whilst smearing shit over each other.

After painting and docking we really needed to shower.

by Woodsy70 November 09, 2011

fire painting

Fire painting is a technique where by you use fire to paint pictures using a long exposure on a camera, pioneered by van elder photography

Wow dude, that some sick fire painting!

by vanelderphotography February 06, 2013