Wheat toast

People who have nothing interesting about them and have nothing interesting to say.

How could you date her? She is so wheat toast.

by Kidneybean00 February 5, 2017

toastergasm

the feeling of pushing down the button on a brand new toaster.

"this toaster is sooo smooth i almost had a toastergasm!"

by llymbass July 22, 2007

powdered toast man

A crime-fighting super hero in which is a character on the hit cartoon "Ren and Stimpy"

Powdered toast man!!!!

by Kyle Magnusson September 26, 2003

Lack Toast And Tolerant

How idiots who never passed grade school spell "Lactose Intolerant".

@tweetpostkiller says "I low key don't need this cereal I'm about to fix, for one I am Lack toast and tolerant.…well wth I always live on the wild side.

by Fjdkij. Chmksvg September 22, 2015

[Cheese Toastie]

Central Illinois wording for a cheese sandwich which is grilled. To make said sandwich butter 1 side of 2 peices of toast put cheese in between non-buttered sides and grill.

"That Cheese Toastie was ooey-gooey goodness."

by Kitty Catscratch January 3, 2009

Rescue Toaster

Not actually a toaster at all, a small robot who's primary function is to collect objects from the ground that it desires, such as teeth, to make a necklace. When attacked will retaliate with a large stilson wrench.

See: Sealab 2021

"Some Sort of Rescue Toaster!! Thank God!!"

by Steve March 3, 2005

overlord of toast

1. The almighty ruler and grand poobah of anything that ever was, is, and ever will be toast and/or toasty.

2. a person who replaces any given word with the word "toast" or its subsidiaries.

1. I rule you beacuse I am the Overlord of Toast!

2a. Go toast yourself.
2b. "How are you today?" "I'm quite toasty, how are you?"
2c. Shut the toast up you mothertoaster!

by Toasty November 28, 2004