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appearance modifiers that aren't melded to your body

This is Peridot's definition of a shirt (they are actually shorts tho) to which Garnet replies, "Nice shorts..." Peridot is quite new to Earth so she doesn't know what a pair of shorts are.
green space dorito: imagine... appearance modifiers that aren't melded to your body!
two lesbians that mould into one lesbian: nice shorts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by imachickenugget May 22, 2020
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More T

When you don’t want any more T’s on your Minecraft house so you say “no more t” but serenity doesn’t listen so you say the opposite.
More T b*tch.
by Mommi Loves Mommi June 2, 2020
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Don't tell me tell your mom

Another phrase originating from greensprings school, used in a similar manner to wait no telling. It is used to express disinterest in what someone is telling you about. And insinuating that their mother would be more amused by what they have to say than anyone else.
David: Never do that again you are so annoying!!
John: Don't tell me tell your mom.
by FrznYgrt January 26, 2020
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Don’t get worked up again Plankton I just mopped the floors

A line said by Karen in the first Spongebob movie. Great for making fun of people who rage
Guy 1: AGGGHHH SHITTY TITS
Guy 2:Don’t get worked up again Plankton I just mopped the floors
by PPSLAYER611 July 17, 2018
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Honest baby, I won't come in your mouth

The number one lie that every guy has said.
Of course I respect you and will love you in the morning. So come on, honest baby, I won't come in your mouth.
by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016
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money don't grow on trees

a statement used to tell people that you are not rich. even though the literal meaning is wrong, as money comes from paper, and paper is from trees, the meaning of the statement does have some use, and is always a good statement to live by.
Jane doe: mom, can i have these 100$ jeans?

Jane doe's mom: no honey, money don't grow on trees!
by ratbrainbasher March 25, 2013
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I don't fucking know why I writing this shit no more

so I am all out of words and so little fucking ideas tighten my mind desperately
Kidnapper ask for candy: I don't fucking know why I writing this shit no more,, take candy
by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021
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