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Swiss Bliss

When you ejaculate into an ice cube tray and freeze the contents. Holes are drilled into the ice and the ice cubes (resembling swiss cheese) are placed into undesirables' drinks.
That dumb chick thought she would get pregnant from drinking the Swiss Bliss.
by Party Crashers August 22, 2009
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Swiss

n., Swiss, THE: Known in some circles to refer to a person who is the absolute cool, often seen "hogging up all the awesome" leaving others with nothing but the crappy.

A direct opposite to previous definitions of "THE Swiss," experts still can't be sure which is more exact. It seems to change from day to day.
Man, the Swiss makes me wish he didn't exist; that way I wouldn't be forced to wish that I didn't exist.

Gee, I wish I was THE Swiss.
by Rude Dude December 26, 2003
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merge-swish

When one changes lanes on a freeway or highway without hitting any of the reflecting bumps in the middle of the road.

A merge-swish can also be applied when passing someone on a two lane road, provided you do not hit any of the reflective bumps in the middle of said road...or the oncoming traffic.
Bill Blimey: "Man, I just changed lanes three times and totally merge-swished every time. It was nothing but line!"

Tom Toppover: "That's weak sauce. You should have seen the merge-swish I pulled off last night while passing that big rig."
by Stopping Stan October 13, 2011
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gravy-swipe

The wiping of one ass after a long workout or post shit wipe. It can either be sweat or missed fecal matter from a previous wipe.

The term "gravy'' refers to the appearance of the shit on the TP and ''swipe'' refers to the quick swiping motions employed to clean up the "gravy".
"Man I just dropped the duece that stole christmas. And I had to run back into the bathroom for a gravy-swipe to clean the remnants I missed. "
by The Microwave January 7, 2015
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J Swipe

Jewish Tinder, filled with JAPs and Becks. But unlike Tinder there's unlimited likes and unlike J Date it's free!
Ben: Man I'm sick of getting no matches on Tinder, and my parents keep whining at me to find a Jewish girl, fml.
Sam: Try J Swipe, I've had a bunch of dates from it. But watch out for becks!
by mrperson123 July 27, 2017
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Up your swiss

A term used to indicate discontent or dislike for the person engaging you in conversation.
Nick: Top of the morning to you.

Mr. King: Up your swiss.
by Steve Pecorini September 26, 2010
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swiping the v card

Taking a girl's virginity
"Yeah, he's gonna swipe her v card."
by Tristan Schofield April 30, 2004
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